Dials the plumber.

posted on 25 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

hand-the-water-leakage

Photo courtesy of Jennie Backstrom.
Found in a park in Beijing, China.

32 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    But it could be urine

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Don’t had the water leskage

  3. Marum | 4:30 am |

    I remember the story of the litttle Dutch boy, who stuck his finger in a Dyke.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    Something to bear in mind the next time my hand is on fire.

  5. Yang Xiao Long | 4:31 am |

    Puts out bucket, solve problem. No need plumber

  6. Marum | 4:33 am |

    The Chinese characteras look like “NEWK”.
    Is that a brand of Chinese plumbing supplies?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    So, what is the correct hand signal for water leakage, anyway?

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    On what are you basin this theory?

  9. Marum | 4:38 am |

    An ardent young Plumber named Lee,
    Was plumbing a young lass by the sea,
    Said the lass; “Stop your plumbing,
    For i hear someone coming”,
    “Ah yes” said the plumber “Tis me.

  10. Garst | 5:08 am |

    I guess it’s back to the comical way of stopping leaks.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:19 am |

    The plumbing was installed by an ex spurt.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 5:21 am |

    Connects to the internet the password leakage.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:32 am |

    Apologises for the incontinence.

  14. jjhitt | 6:00 am |

    It’s all fun and games until someone puts a hand out.

  15. Frank Burns | 6:20 am |

    If it’s not a steady stream you might want to see a doctor.

  16. Pete | 6:36 am |

    The characters literally say:
    “Extend Hand, Out Water”.

    Or i guess “Eject Water”.

  17. Classic Steve | 8:08 am |

    The water leakage can do that?

  18. UCity | 12:33 pm |

    Sorry, no alms for the water leakage today.

  19. UCity | 1:01 pm |

    Hey pal, you pay up or the water stops leaking.

  20. Geo | 3:22 pm |

    Put out your hand, but make sure your water leakage doesn’t spray it. That would be rather unpleasant.

  21. Rt | 6:51 pm |

    Yes, i know all about the hand-in-a-water-bucket-when-someone’s-sleeping joke. But thanks for rementioning it.

  22. Droll not Troll | 7:10 pm |

    @Pete | 6:36 am: Sounds like a description of Frozone’s first try at using his powers. 😉

  23. Droll not Troll | 7:12 pm |

    Don’t you just hate meeting people who have damp handshakes?

  24. Droll not Troll | 7:18 pm |

    @Pete | 6:36 am: China has gay water? Who knew?

  25. Long Tom | 7:42 pm |

    I read that the story about the little Dutch boy was actually an American story. When you think about it, if a dike is leaking, one person sticking a finger in the hole won’t make any real difference…especially if the integrity of the whole dike is in doubt.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:57 am |

    … or else it gets the hose again.

  27. Marum | 3:52 am |

    @Long Tom 1942.

    Who mentioned long clay walls?

  28. Long Tom | 4:34 pm |

    @Marum: That’s what I thought of when I read the words “hand” and “water leakage” in the same sentence.

  29. Marum | 4:14 am |

    @Long Tom 1942. At least he, would be the first to see the catastrophe.

  30. Marum | 4:15 am |

    BTW. If he put his finger in a Dike – he would have a box-seat.

  31. Long Tom | 8:07 am |

    @Marum: And if he had put his finger into a dyke, he would have had a black eye.

  32. Marum | 4:36 am |

    @Long Tom 0807 It was a reward, for doing that which no dildo can ever do.
    He mowed the lawn on saturday arvo.

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