Don’t spill’em.

posted on 14 Jan 2017 in Drinks

Boss_Guts

Hmm…tastes like regular guts.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Coffee found in Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It has an acidy taste

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Really cleans out the pipes

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Got anything in a bowel?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Wouldn’t be the first time I had a bellyfull of the boss.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Guts may contain nuts

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Smells like Liquid Ass.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Available at Starguts worldwide

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t drink it, you don’t know where it’s bean.

  9. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    A French Chef in Noumea, had Fling Fox on the menu.
    The stuffing was rather piquant. So we asked the Chef what he used for stuffing.
    He replied “Ze gerts, sie gertz.”
    Upon inquiring what these “gertz” were, he explained. “I remova ze gertz, I wash ze gertz, I stuff ze gertz back in.”

    All we didn’t want to know about cooking Fruit Bats. He was obviously a dangerous madman.

    The wife started taking convultions or something, and vanished. I skoaled half a bottle of scotch.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Coffee to go, please.
    – Number One or Number Two, Madam?

  11. Marum | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    errata: Fling Fox = Flying Fox.

  12. Marum | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    When I arrived back at our villa, she was lying naked on the bed, all pale and weak.
    Even though I was three quarters tanked, i still had the good manners, not to spring on her. :roll:

  13. Marum | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Hehe. I reckon, even next morning, I still fealt better than she did.

  14. Pete | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Takes some to drink some.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Whenever I get a 24 the boss is on my case.

  16. Pete | 5:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    For those desiring a richer brew, Boss Blood also available.

    For those desiring a medium blend with fortitude:
    Boss Blood & Guts, the favorite of the Japan Ground Self Defense Forces.

    (“Ground”, hehe.)

  17. Yu No Hoo | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    After a few of these you get a brown nose instead of a red one.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t help it. I’m a workaholic.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And you thought your boss was just an a**hole!

  20. Frank Burns | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll be hearing from Bruce Springsteen’s lawyers….

  21. Marum | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Japanese drinks are weird. I once bought a can of Sesame drink. then I opened it I thought. “How clever of those Japanrese, to get those sesame seeds to float on top of the drink.” Then i tried to drink it. Almost no fluid came out.

    Then I cut the top off the can with a knife, and tipped it into a bowl. It was almost solid sesame seeds. I did not have a clue, as to what to do with it. So I drank a beer instead.

  22. Marum | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    It is 1.2% intelligence, with 1400Mg of piss and wind.

  23. jjhitt | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Does this mean we’ll finally have fewer meetings?

  24. UCity | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Still can’t believe they canned him.

  25. Geo | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This is coffee that’s strong enough to sit up and bark. Lazy bosses probably need this.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Silly Girl’s favorite coffee.

  27. Garst | 1:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmm…entrails!

  28. Filboid | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Stalin’s favorite cup of joe!

  29. Classic Steve | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No thanks; I’ve had my fill of him.

  30. Myself | 9:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t have the guts to drink this.

  31. Myself | 9:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    But Springsteen is still alive…this must be fake.

  32. Pete | 7:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Dilbert….let’s try this out on old pointy-hair and see what happens!

  33. HB | 8:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sold only in the finest restrooms!

  34. The Dude | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    1400mg of incoherent demeaning boss rambling in every can

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