Gluten Free option key

posted on 29 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Computer

pause-bread

Not as esoteric as the Space Bar.

Photo courtesy of Alba Saga.
Chinese made keyboard.

38 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Good a keyboard that makes toast

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    And mousse for a dessert.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    There’s another button that slices

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    It is ‘space’ you can many breads.

  5. Marum | 4:05 am |

    We used to sell Typesetting computers with alternative keyboaards, for various languages.
    The ones in He;;enic script, were all Greek to me.

  6. Marum | 4:05 am |

    Hellenic

  7. Marum | 4:08 am |

    @Algernon 0403. F5 for regular; F6 for toast slices.

  8. Marum | 4:12 am |

    The key which says “MUM” has me really worried.

  9. Marum | 4:13 am |

    Hehe. I bet you screlled up to check.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    Ladies mostly use Wake Up, Make Up and Homme keys

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |

    This keyboard ran out of Ctrl

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |

    After you press the “Pause Bread” key the computer will loaf around for a while.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |

    Seems like a half-baked idea.

  14. J-Luke | 5:10 am |

    “sleep,”wake up”,”pause bread”… sounds like the daily life of a single dude.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |

    Does a keyboard really knead a “Pause Bread” key?

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |

    The Trump administration uses special keyboards with an “Alt-Fact” key.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:19 am |

    WARNING: Homeburger not found. Go Home, open Menu, unlock Bread and press any key to Mayonnaise …

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:21 am |

    Back in the day it was used as a circuit baker.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 5:23 am |

    Does Widow 10 come with the Red Screen of Jam?

  20. Yu No Hoo | 5:29 am |

    Used when you have a printer jam.

  21. Yu No Hoo | 5:35 am |

    That’s what you get for buying a crummy computer.

  22. Yu No Hoo | 5:47 am |

    Press to interrupt your sub-routine.

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:17 am |

    The “Pause Bread” key is used with spread sheets.

  24. Droll not Troll | 6:18 am |

    Surely there is a “Hold Mayo” key on there somewhere?

  25. UCity | 7:34 am |

    Where’s the “delete cookies” key?

  26. Long Tom | 8:06 am |

    The Queen song “One Vision” has as its last lyric, “Give me fried chicken!” Maybe they were hungry when they were writing the song lyrics (since that line didn’t go with the rest of the song).

  27. Geo | 8:54 am |

    We’ll go to the Space Bar, but you’re the one picking up the Tab, alright?

  28. UCity | 9:13 am |

    Mmmmmmm… Pause bread, om-num-num-num.

  29. jjhitt | 9:26 am |

    It’s a Win Doughs computer.

  30. jjhitt | 9:27 am |

    Sleep is a nice key to have. Is there a Shut Up key?

  31. EffEff | 10:00 am |

    Or a Stop Snoring key?

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:58 am |

    Craps Lock on my Big Mac Book.

  33. Pete | 11:16 am |

    Is there a num(skull) lock key?

  34. Droll not Troll | 5:03 pm |

    So what is the key command for copy/pasta, then?

  35. Droll not Troll | 5:09 pm |

    @Pete | 11:16 am: I don’t think they could fit any moron it.

  36. Classic Steve | 7:19 pm |

    Stalling computers can be such a PITA.

  37. Peter | 3:59 pm |

    To match the “Delete Butter”

  38. The Dude | 1:46 pm |

    Right next to Roll Lock and Print Cream

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