Gluten Free option key

posted on 29 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Computer

pause-bread

Not as esoteric as the Space Bar.

Photo courtesy of Alba Saga.
Chinese made keyboard.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Good a keyboard that makes toast

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    And mousse for a dessert.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s another button that slices

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It is ‘space’ you can many breads.

  5. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    We used to sell Typesetting computers with alternative keyboaards, for various languages.
    The ones in He;;enic script, were all Greek to me.

  6. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Hellenic

  7. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon 0403. F5 for regular; F6 for toast slices.

  8. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    The key which says “MUM” has me really worried.

  9. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Hehe. I bet you screlled up to check.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Ladies mostly use Wake Up, Make Up and Homme keys

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This keyboard ran out of Ctrl

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    After you press the “Pause Bread” key the computer will loaf around for a while.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems like a half-baked idea.

  14. J-Luke | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    “sleep,”wake up”,”pause bread”… sounds like the daily life of a single dude.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Does a keyboard really knead a “Pause Bread” key?

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 4  

    The Trump administration uses special keyboards with an “Alt-Fact” key.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Homeburger not found. Go Home, open Menu, unlock Bread and press any key to Mayonnaise …

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Back in the day it was used as a circuit baker.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Does Widow 10 come with the Red Screen of Jam?

  20. Yu No Hoo | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Used when you have a printer jam.

  21. Yu No Hoo | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what you get for buying a crummy computer.

  22. Yu No Hoo | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Press to interrupt your sub-routine.

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The “Pause Bread” key is used with spread sheets.

  24. Droll not Troll | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Surely there is a “Hold Mayo” key on there somewhere?

  25. UCity | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s the “delete cookies” key?

  26. Long Tom | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Queen song “One Vision” has as its last lyric, “Give me fried chicken!” Maybe they were hungry when they were writing the song lyrics (since that line didn’t go with the rest of the song).

  27. Geo | 8:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ll go to the Space Bar, but you’re the one picking up the Tab, alright?

  28. UCity | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmmmm… Pause bread, om-num-num-num.

  29. jjhitt | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a Win Doughs computer.

  30. jjhitt | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Sleep is a nice key to have. Is there a Shut Up key?

  31. EffEff | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Or a Stop Snoring key?

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Craps Lock on my Big Mac Book.

  33. Pete | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Is there a num(skull) lock key?

  34. Droll not Troll | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    So what is the key command for copy/pasta, then?

  35. Droll not Troll | 5:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 11:16 am: I don’t think they could fit any moron it.

  36. Classic Steve | 7:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Stalling computers can be such a PITA.

  37. Peter | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    To match the “Delete Butter”

  38. The Dude | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Right next to Roll Lock and Print Cream

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