Hey, who loosened the sugar lid!

posted on 5 Jan 2017 in Chinglish

silly-girl-coffee-hotel

Whipped cream with that? Hoo hoo!

Photo courtesy of Marko Aamunkajo.
Found in Gulangyu, China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Sponsored by Ministry of Silly Walk

  2. UCity | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll be up all night at this hotel.

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    More than coffee makes her silly

  4. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    “Yu fer coffee?”

    ‘No! I like it here.’

  5. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Silly silly girl too much coffee

  6. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    If you spend more that half an hour on foreplay, she just about goes insane.

  7. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    That roof looks like it defies the laws of Physics, or at least Plumbing.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    – Un café au lait, s’il vous plaît.
    – Ah … Olé!

  9. Marum | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    A naked couple werefounddead in the street, after falling from a great height.. The police wrote it off as a double suicide.
    However the fact that they were naked, preyed on one cop’s mind. So, in his spare time, he started climbing on the rooves of nearby buildings. Finally he found it, on one building with a sharply pitched roof. In a sheltered corner were their clothes, neatly folded, in two piles.

    Suddenly it became clear, as to what had happened.

    http://www.darwinawards.com

  10. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Shoulda worn a safety harness.

  11. Marum | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd. 0403.
    I think my example may have been: The Ministry of Silly F—ks.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Founded by

    Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Wang Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday (pops mouth twice) Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (whinnying) Arthur Norman Michael (blows squeaker) Featherstone Smith (whistle) Northcott Edwards Harris (fires pistol, then ‘whoop’) Mason (chuff-chuff-chuff-chuff) Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert (sings) ‘We’ll keep a welcome in the’ (three shots) Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin (squeaker) Tiger-drawers Pratt Thompson (sings) ‘Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head’ Darcy Carter (horn) Pussycat (sings) ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mainwaring (hoot, ‘whoop’) Sum Ting Wong Smith (Very Silly Communist Party)

    and

    Kevin Phillips-Wong (Slightly Silly Christ Max Party)

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Black or with mayonnaise, Sir?

  14. DrLex | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You silly girl, you should have used weatherproof adhesive tape.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    After the Golden Girls retired, they decided to open this coffee hotel.

  16. Marum | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Whipped cream?

    In which order, would you like that whip and the cream?

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Silly girl! Why did you open a hotel for coffee? It can’t pay for a room!

  18. Yu No Hoo | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Silly happened ’cause she’s just too perky.

  19. Yu No Hoo | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    All rooms on the ground floor.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear she’s 100% Colombian.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe they just misspelled ‘ILLY’

  22. Yu No Hoo | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    This place caused quite a brew-haha when it opened.

  23. Geo | 10:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:10 am
    Crazy enough to make the hotel’s entire main structure out of COFFEE. Tsk, tsk… what were you thinking, silly girl?

  24. Pete | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hotel???
    It has no walls or rooms!
    They must be “Joe”-king.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Our six-feet-under-grounded silly coffee beings are R.I.P (Roasted In Pee). Note: May contain nuts

  26. Filboid | 2:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Silly girl! Trix are for hookers!

  27. jjhitt | 3:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I always stay at the Snarky Woman Whisky Drive Through.

  28. Stopchicks | 9:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that like the lame millennials’ version of Neutral Milk Hotel?

  29. Stopchicks | 10:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    “I was in love with a girl who drank coffee. There was times when I couldn’t keep her off me…” — Tom Petty

  30. Droll not Troll | 11:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Silly girl wanted to be a barrister but got the spelling wrong.

  31. Droll not Troll | 11:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Looking at the condition of the signs on that roof makes one wonder whether they got their tubes of glue and personal lube confused! 😯

  32. WorrierPrincess | 2:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Located right next door to the Clever Girl Dinosaur Hotel

  33. EffEff | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Big girls don’t cry; they drink coffee instead.

  34. Long Tom | 8:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess the term “pleasure girl” was too passé.

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