I just larvae these socks!

posted on 19 Jan 2017 in Clothing

worm-and-soft

Now birds keep trying to eat my socks…

Photo courtesy of Mike C.
Found in Okinawa, Japan. 
Red text says: “We love a pretty article.
I’m cute and spend it in a pop everyday”

29 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    Ladies Sucks?

  2. algernon | 4:09 am |

    They get between your toes

  3. DrLex | 4:10 am |

    Of course all ladies want to touch a 25 cm worm.

  4. algernon | 4:11 am |

    Careful what you touch and where the worms go.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    I like ’em worm and hairy!

  6. Marum | 4:24 am |

    So that’s where my winter warmer went.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    If I touch the sock, I get all ladies?

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |

    When your Dick is not Harry …

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |

    When it comes to worms in socks, I say the fuwa the better.

  10. EffEff | 4:44 am |

    “Where the Worms are” – Connie Francis

  11. Marum | 4:59 am |

    If a winter warmer made you willie warmer, would a woolly winter warmer, make your winter willie wax warmer?

  12. Marum | 5:29 am |

    A Spanish bloke is visiting relis in Paddington Brissie.

    Halfway through his holiday, he finds that all his socks have holes in them . Despite the fact that he speaks no English, he walks down the road till he finds menswear shop. So in he goes.

    Esp: “Un paar de calcetinas por favor.”
    Aussie shop assistant: ‘Whaaa?’
    Esp: Un paar de calcetinas por favor.”.
    Aus: ‘Eeehh!’

    Just then he sees a rack full of socks, So he goes over grabs three pair, and comes waving the socks.

    Esp: “iEso si que es!”

    Aus: ‘ If you can spell it, why didn’t you just fu–en ask for them?’

  13. Yu No Hoo | 5:31 am |

    Fuwa good time, touch the socks.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 5:34 am |

    I don’t want a worm in my soft wear.

  15. Ben | 5:41 am |

    They sell out quickly. You have to be an early bird to get a pair.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:36 am |

    Great, no need to crap her feet any more.

  17. Marum | 7:12 am |

    What’s the point of being an early bird, if all one gets is worms.

  18. Frank Burns | 7:13 am |

    Celebrity endorsement from Molly Ringworm.

  19. Classic Steve | 7:51 am |

    I don’t care how cute you are; keep your worms out of my soda pop!

  20. Chris | 8:07 am |

    @Marum, 7:12 am: That just means the worm should have slept late.

  21. J-Luke | 8:37 am |

    Grub me now!

  22. Geo | 3:50 pm |

    Is that a pretty article in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  23. Salome | 4:53 pm |

    I’m more of a worm and fizzy type myself.

  24. UCity | 7:53 pm |

    The problem is they’re constantly dirty.

  25. Lora | 9:54 pm |

    Approved by Felix the Cat-erpillar

  26. Tim Crow | 10:52 am |

    “Touch Me! For all ladies”
    – Sounds like a guy might want to wear just one, strategically placed.

  27. Filboid | 12:13 pm |

    Earworms I’ve heard of, but toeworms make no scents.

  28. Marum | 1:49 pm |

    @Dr 0410. If they are Asian ladies, it just usually means that their eyes are bigger than their – err – capacity is.

  29. Marum | 6:29 am |

    That’s a great idea. If you have one 25cm or longer, you can disguise it as a glove puppet.

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