Man eating crab.

posted on 31 Jan 2017 in Chinglish

buffet-can-eat-all-you

No part is wasted.

Photo courtesy of Brian McDermott.
Chinese buffet restaurant flyer from PA, USA.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Just You It.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, where do you think all that buffet food comes from?

  3. algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Something for evetyone

  4. algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Darling . I’m having a ball. Who’s!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    MeDonald’s?

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Remember that Twilight Zone story, “To Serve Man” ?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Quick, call Buffet the vampire slayer!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    When someone invites you here for dinner, make sure you know what they mean.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It likes to fatten you up a little first.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why they call it a men-u.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    A bit of tit for tat.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Mission Statement designed by Warren Buffett used by Berkshire Hathaway.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve been chewed out before, but it’s usually at work.

  14. DrLex | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought this was only supposed to happen in Soviet Russia…

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Me and she’sburger, please.

  16. jjhitt | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be that Human cuisine I have heard about.

  17. Marum | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Warren Buffet

  18. Marum | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    The cannibal cookbook: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.

  19. Marum | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    @Yu Noo Hoo 0513.

    I’ve been chewed off a couple of times, but that wasn’t work.

    It was p leisure.

  20. Marum | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    @BFC 0509. Sori tumas mate. I posted first, and read later.

  21. SF | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure it doesn’t come from Soviet Russia?

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter! Am I ready to order?

  23. Chris | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Jimmy “Hannibal” Buffet.

  24. PeeBee | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! There’s my fly in the soup!

    Hmmmm, A lot of soylent green on this buffet…..

  25. Garst | 11:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Right next to grill and kill Ted Nugent

  26. Geo | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  
  27. Pete | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    And for all those who can read in reverse order:
    Bottoms up!

  28. Geo | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, dear. Sorry, Engrish webmaster. While I was trying to make an ASCII set of toilet signs, my message ended up being totally blank. One more try:

    Broils’ room —»

    «— Grills’ room

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – And nice to meat you, Madam.

  30. Long Tom | 8:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @SF: Since the Cold War ended, Yakov Smirnov hasn’t had much comedy material. Maybe he made up that sign.

  31. Eggrish | 1:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    When the waiter says, “Eat yourself”, he’s not being vulger; he’s just telling you how things work around here.

  32. OI812 | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All you can eat are belong to us.

  33. Peter | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Warren’s favourite

  34. olog-hai | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    That gay rainbow triangle makes the phrase “can eat all you” into something suggestive.

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