Mind your demise.

posted on 7 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

carefully-crashes

Yield to other falling bodies.

Photo courtesy of Marko Aamunkajo.
Found in Xiamen, China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    – Look Ma, no water!

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Clearly not out of a boat

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Our body is not a Wile E. Coyote

  4. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Diving in head first.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Excuse me, where is the ladies’ crash?

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why Carefully can’t get insurance.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: break dancers ahead.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    If you fall, you may only curse in Chinese.

  9. Pete | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s raining men!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Xiamen is the training ground for X Men.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Stick the landing.

  12. Marum | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Indeed. What I was stsnding on did “Give Way”.

  13. Marum | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 0  

    Falling onto Chinese characters can cause pictographical injuries.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Please consider the gravity of the situation.

  15. jjhitt | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    32 feet per seconds squared : it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.

  16. Marum | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    @Pete. Does Mandarin or Cantonese have any good swearwords?

    some languages . ie. The old “High German” only had – Shafskopf = sheep’s head/blockhead.

    No wonder they started two world wars. One could get somewhat frustrated, if one did not have many good swearwords, to let off steam.

  17. Marum | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    @Pete. Does Mandarin or Cantonese have any good swearwords?

    some languages . ie. The old “High German” only had – Shafskopf = sheep’s head/blockhead.

    No wonder they started two world wars. One could get somewhat frustrated, if one did not have many good swearwords, with which to let off steam.

  18. UCity | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Carefully sat on a wall, Carefully had a great fall…

  19. Pete | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum:

    I only know a few.
    Common ones are tsao ni meaning Eff You and Ta Ma De or Ni Ma De meaning His mother’s… or Your Mother’s…

    Those are Mandarin.

  20. Pete | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Proof that Chinese do not land on their feet like cats…

  21. Geo | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I really don’t see why falling head first is also the requirement, though.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    – Have you been drinking, Sir?
    – N … Not at all. I … I’m just falling, Officer!
    – I see. Step out of the air, please.

  23. Lora | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Planes crash. Cars crash. But humans go splat. So “sensationally splatters” is more like it.

  24. Rt | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a monster truck rally conducted inside of a library.

  25. Long Tom | 12:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t keep injuring yourself like the late Evel Knievel!

  26. Marum | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    You jig-a-jig with too many underage Thai girls, this will be you, farang.

  27. Marum | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    @jjhitt 0622. That is until you reach “Terminal Velocity.” I love that term. It is as sure a f— terminal alright.

  28. Peter | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok . . . yikes!

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