Must… remove… horniness…

posted on 28 Jan 2017 in Containers, Toiletries

bath-salt

Photo courtesy of MM.

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  1. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess if you have 1.4 billion people, it explains the obsession about removing horniness.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware what you put in the bath

  3. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @Catena is a Cantina, which serves cats.

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Bart is next to horniness

  5. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I imagine, a small crocodile would remove horniness even quicker.

  6. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. What is warm, yellow, salty, and very dangerous?

    A. Shark custard.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Fappuccino works too.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of horniness, remove foot.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am, Yes, they both involve whipping up the cream.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Well it’s a lot less than a foot now.

  11. Pete | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The modern replacement for the cold shower.

  12. Pete | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 4:02

    It’s a Japanese product mate.
    First line under Catena is Japanese.
    Chinese is also included after “Beauty Care”

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Contains salt-peter.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Removing horniness with foot bath salt will make you limp.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The cappuccino helps if your foot’s asleep.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    It has to be cappuccino; a long black would only make things worse.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Cappuccino is just what you need after a hard day.

  18. Big Fat Cat | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I add that to my coffee, and the flavor is soooo good.

  19. Pete | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Horny or not….do i really want to take a bathtub full of cappucino?

  20. jjhitt | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Starbucks will never be the same again.

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The lid of the container won’t be the only thing that’s unscrewed.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For those hot and black feet (see picture).

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: We ran out of coffee

  24. Geo | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think this was meant to be rubbed on your “horn.” The two effects would then cancel out.

  25. Geo | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll | 4:51 am
    We can only HOPE that’s cream forming the white stuff in the giant cup on the packaging.

  26. EffEff | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It would be really ironic if rhino horn powder was one of the ingredients.

  27. Myself | 5:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Catena means chain, so I presume this is an initiator of some sort of a chain reaction?
    Step 1: Drink cappuccino.
    Step 2: Become hipster.
    Step 3: Use foot bath salts.
    Step 4: Get horniness removed.

  28. Marum | 5:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0459. I chose to ignore that for the joke.

    It is called “poetic licence”.

    Which costs $99.99 per year at your local council, and entitles one to keep a poet for a year. Provided you keep hil on a leash at all times when outdoors.

  29. Droll not Troll | 8:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:04 am: I like cats but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

  30. Pete | 10:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe it’s a typo and they really meant “Canteena?”

  31. Peter | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The perfect antidote for Viagra

  32. Mr Lister | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey! Get your feet out of my cappuccino!

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