Oh and I need a rens.

posted on 11 Jan 2017 in Bags/Packaging

photo-grossy-paper

Have anything less gross?

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Found in Japan. 

31 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Part of a serious photo groping.

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The dog looks nice though

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Do not litter

  4. Pete | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll only be glossed out if the next photo is of her flenching that dog.

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Something for the bussy city

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Incredible! Normal toilet paper only manages to show images in brown.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, snap!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    There ought to be 144 sheets then, not 60.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For photographing really obese people?

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Also available:

    PHOTO MATE PAPER
    PHOTO DUDE PAPER
    PHOTO, LIKE, PAPER

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You got a high crass plinter?

  12. Filboid | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Not even grossy 8 X 10’s! Just grossy 89 X 127’s.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Some of our more prominent clients are:

    – Suck Ho Bldg
    – Sperm Boutique
    – Teenie Weenie
    – Silly Girl Coffee Hotel
    – Healthy Swinger
    – Undergroundexplosionandtraveling
    – 69 Smex
    – Kiss Beatles
    – Pervert 17
    – WcDonald’s
    – Nike

    (Photo by: Rofl Mao)

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    What a wonderful pair! – Benny Hill

  15. DrLex | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    That dog surely looks excited.

  16. UCity | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This paper actually takes OFF the sheen.

  17. Marum | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t 144 $h1ts gross enough for you.?

  18. Marum | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder why – a girl and her dog.
    Seems to have more implicatioms than – a boy and his dog. ???

  19. Yu No Hoo | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    When taking photos, always keep the right behind you.

  20. jjhitt | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 4  

    Finally. An Asian woman with something on her chest.

  21. Classic Steve | 7:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I have it clopped?

  22. Droll not Troll | 3:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt | 6:09 am: I’ve seen Asian women with nice puppies before. Not as furry, though!

  23. Droll not Troll | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Great for frash photoglaphs

  24. Geo | 3:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What, the photos are SO ugly that I can wipe my bum with them?

  25. Geo | 3:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll Not Troll | 3:25 pm
    Pretty sure that should be “PHOTO GROSSY PAPEL” on the packaging.
    All of a sudden, it’s Spanish!

  26. Marum | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt 0609. Asian ladies may bmall, but small scrumptious servings, leave one ravenous for second, thirds or more. 😉

  27. Myself | 11:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Marum, what’s a bmall?

  28. Rt | 12:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is there a febreeze included in the package?

  29. iLock | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the rens made out of grass or prastic?

  30. Marum | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sholda been: may be small

  31. Michael Evans | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Your grossy paper looks too glainy. Can you upglade me to something that will take better photoglaphs?

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