Oh crotch spirit, be gentle.

posted on 3 Jan 2017 in Clothing

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Photo courtesy of Aharon Shmuel.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Somewhere to poke around then

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    What is this inbuilt thing for

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    There is a hip flask in the pocket.

  4. Marum | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    I see. It comes with a built in dildoe.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    – Style No … ?
    – No Style, Sir.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    I did myself but the spirt was totally expected.

  7. Marum | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    A friend of mine on a trip to South America, bought some pants in Mexico. After wearing them once, he ditched them. He reckoned if he kept wearing them, he would never father any children.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 2  

    It puts most fashion on its jeans or else it puts on it again

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody expects the SPIRT! (= SPanish Inquisition Ruthless Trousers)

  10. DrLex | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I did myself and I spirted, but that was not very unexpected.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful with the zipper, if they’re too tight you might find unexpected briss.

  12. Yang Xiao Long | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I need help getting into the spirt of things before I can do myself.

  13. Marum | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Always wear undies.

    Otherwise the zipper may remmove all your heirs.

  14. Pete | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently those jeans have no style.
    I’d ask for a deep discount!

  15. Marum | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    When one has the most beautiful and desireable lady in the world, preventing the unexpected spirt, requires $h1t loads of willpower.

  16. Pete | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo 5:24,

    I declare you thread winner. At least IMHO.

    “Unexpected Briss….”.

    From Israeli jeans, no less.

    Hehe….good one.
    I’m still chuckling 5 minutes later after reading it.

  17. Pete | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 6:14,

    Recommended strategy for a case when one is lucky enough to bed a beauty like that is to meet ALL of her needs first…presuming one has the willpower to wait.

    Simply to maximize chances of more such opps in the future!
    Think strategically, act strategically!
    ; – )

  18. Marum | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete. Precisely.

  19. Marum | 6:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo 0524. It happened after he peed over a bridge. The excised piece fell in the water.

    They had to get four shindivers, to find it.

  20. Marum | 6:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    skindivers.

  21. Yu No Hoo | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete

    Unfortunately based on personal experience.
    They were cutoffs; probably looking for revenge.

  22. Pete | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo 7:39,

    Hehe…Revenge of the foreskins…i mean Redskins…i mean…ahhh, nevermind.

    OUCH!!!

  23. Classic Steve | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Gaga? Ooh la la.

  24. Big Fat Cat | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Unexpected spirit in jeans, it must be haunted. Something in the jeans can turn its head 360 degrees, Call in the Exorcists.

  25. Filboid | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Gaga jeans? So they’re made of meat…well that would explain a lot.

  26. jjhitt | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it the latest latest?

  27. UCity | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This jeans, is too cool for such trivialities as a style number.

  28. UCity | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The more you say “please”, the less I trust you.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Excuse me, is there an Italian in this jeans?
    – I’m afraid you must put on it and do your self, Madam.

  30. Geo | 12:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    What type of adjective is “most latest?” A hyperlative, even more extreme than a superlative?

  31. Geo | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    These jeans will make you go GAGA with excitement.
    What type of excitement it is, I don’t have to tell you!

  32. Pete | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    So in case anybody wants to know, the Hebrew (rather boringly) says:

    Blue Jeans, Size 28.

    But the bright and perky cheerful rainbow & butterflies Engrish sounds distinctly like Japanized Engrish to me. I’m going to assume that the jeans were imported from Japan.

    Because in my travel experience NOBODY in Israel is that cheery and la-la-la-la-la in their speech and demeanor. I seriously doubt anybody native to the area would ever come up with Engrish like that. It’d be just like expecting that kind Japanese-style Engrish from Russians.

  33. Tim Crow | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The last Unexpected Spirt I had was from eating sugar-free gummy bears.

  34. RT | 10:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    just do myself.

    -mike

  35. Anomoly | 11:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What do I put on it to find an unexpected spirt? I don’t think I want to buy these jeans.

  36. zankhana | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    “I’d like to return the jeans I bought the other day”
    “Good Lord Sir!!!! Whatever is the problem?”
    “Well it’s rather like the ballroom in Buckingham Palace”
    “But Sir, there is no ballroom in Buckingham Palace!!!!!”
    ” And there’s no ball room in these friggin’ jeans either!!!!!!!!”

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