Our body wants to sit on the beach.

posted on 6 Jan 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

body-not-life-buoy

Our body would like some sun block.

Photo courtesy of David Woolf.
Found in Koh PhiPhi, Thailand.

33 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    Our body sinks

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    One normally does sink, when a boat runs over them.

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Body fall out of boat

  4. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s not drowning.

    He’s just thaiered.

  5. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey ThaksinI thought Floatation Vests had foam in them – not cement.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Our body is a life jacket under the sea.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that an exit in the lower sea corner?

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe our body is a life girl, then.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Please do not follow the arrow.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The water is not very wide, just swim for the edge.

  11. DrLex | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Inflating it by blowing through the tube doesn’t make it a life buoy either.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:02 am: Must’ve been a ring buoy.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Grow some fats dude!

  14. Big Fat Cat | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    At Kohphiphi, Our buoy is somebody.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We are drowning creatures.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Gills only, no buoys allowed.

  17. Pete | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This public service announcement has been brought to you by the Chao Pho (Thai Mafia).

  18. Pete | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  


    Anchors aweigh, my buoy…

  19. Pete | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Rough translation:

    “Don’t lean over the side, landlubber.”

  20. Geo | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    But if you must drown, do so carefully.

  21. Geo | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Our body is not a life buoy, so PLEASE, don’t latch onto us while you’re drowning.

  22. UCity | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You fall off boat, we keep going.

  23. Yu No Hoo | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Also, your mind is not a vessel.

  24. Lora | 10:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ‘Cause IIIII ain’t got no booody,
    It floated to sea,
    Like a buoy,
    And no body cares about me!

  25. Nonsuch Ned | 11:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ♪…our body lies under the sea
    our body is not a life buoy ♪
    oh bring back our body to meeee! ♪

  26. Classic Steve | 11:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Who’s using the Royal We? The king of Siam?

  27. EffEff | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Oh bring back my body to me…”

    Never have an out-of-body experience if you have a poor sense of direction!

  28. Long Tom | 8:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    There was a band known as “The Buoys”, whose only hit was the song “Timothy”, sung by Rupert Holmes:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGNdvKvbxYQ

  29. Rt | 3:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    On the other hand, this compulsive gambler owing a debt of over 20 million is, so here you go!

  30. Filboid | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Dive fastly to avoid driverless boating!

  31. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Weird. I submitted a caption for this one via my phone the other day, and it’s showing up there but not when i view it on my computer.
    Seriously, I’m looking at both right now.

  32. Myself | 9:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So basically, no lifeguard on duty.

  33. Myself | 9:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “A man, whose body was found washed up on Koh PhiPhi beach, was identified as a local life buoy.”

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