But keep off the grass

posted on 21 Jan 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

Toilet

Right there… between the tree and the dirt.

Photo courtesy of Cameron Brunton.
Found outside a temple in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Oh joy… class warfare!

posted on 20 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

polarization-of-rich-and-poor

Because 3 year olds can tell…

Photo courtesy of David & Miriam Epstein.
Toy from China.

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I just larvae these socks!

posted on 19 Jan 2017 in Clothing

worm-and-soft

Now birds keep trying to eat my socks…

Photo courtesy of Mike C.
Found in Okinawa, Japan. 
Red text says: “We love a pretty article.
I’m cute and spend it in a pop everyday”

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It goes beyond mortal rooms.

posted on 18 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

colorful-super-room

Wow, it’s super roomy.

Photo courtesy of Yin Wang.
Found at a hospital in China.
Chinese says: “color ultrasound room”.

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Some of my tweets are roars…

posted on 17 Jan 2017 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

Twitter-free-lost-lion

Photo courtesy of LAH.
T-shirt found in Turkey.

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Same old sh*t…

posted on 16 Jan 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

poo-restaurant

It’s pricy butt worth it.

Photo courtesy of Dave Jackson.
Found in Sukhothai, Thailand.

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At least it’s not GMO.

posted on 15 Jan 2017 in Chinglish

pollution-eggplant

Whew, pesticide free…

Photo courtesy of Alessandro Naion.
Found in China.

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Don’t spill’em.

posted on 14 Jan 2017 in Drinks

Boss_Guts

Hmm…tastes like regular guts.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Coffee found in Japan. 

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Anything smaller?

posted on 13 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

small-cock-for-a-while

My wife says she’s tired of this.

Menu found in China.
Photo submitted by Štefan Kološa.

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Worm enough for ya?

posted on 12 Jan 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

hot-worm-cool

Happiness is a worm puppy.

Photo courtesy of Idi Fazlul Zainuddin.
Found in Chiang Mai, Thailand. 

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