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posted on 24 Jan 2017 in Chinglish, Toiletries

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Mom, are we fashion people?

Photo courtesy of Nikolina Søgnen.
Nail file package imported from China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what novel says

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Quality is fine. Qualification rate is currently at 0.0016%, reaches 100%. Please wait …

  3. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    One cannot have enough eybrows

  4. algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It slices it dices its inevitable.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    On reading this, I certainly raised the age eyebrow!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Meticalously? With your outside inside you look ridicalously!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    At my age I appreciate a clean lily.

  8. Long Tom | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow! Cure-all nail files!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The style novel is boring. Books by the picture people are much more interesting.

  10. DrLex | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    An inevitable choice. There’s some deep philosophical stuff going on here.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Takes the picture of people’s republic of China!

  12. Marum | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    OK! But WTF does it do?

  13. Marum | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Guo Long ? Nah Chang. I’d rather sell short.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Manicure or Instagram, Madam?

  15. Big Fat Cat | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Nail file will permanently damage eyebrows if not inserted correctly.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    My age eyebrow says thanks for the emeries.

  17. Frank Burns | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I get the old lady eyebrows painted up high like you are permanently surprised?

  18. jjhitt | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Picture People from the sides of milk cartons.

  19. jjhitt | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried that once. My eyebrows are still sore.

  20. Marum | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I have some equipment, which will fashion people.
    It just takes a long time.
    But it’s more fun than laughing, using it.

  21. Marum | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    it is also very versatile. It will work at any angle, on any surface, on the floor, in the air, and even underwater..

  22. Marum | 8:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh yes. It even raises eyebrows too….As well as a few octaves.

  23. Pete | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Meticalously Chingrish.

  24. Geo | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll have a look so sharp you can cut novels just by looking at them.

  25. Geo | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It is the fashion people’s inevitable choice to improve looks at the age and… CUT! That wraps up scene 2. Let’s go have a lunch break now.

  26. Droll not Troll | 7:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the seach on its outside or else it gets the eyebrows again.

  27. Marum | 5:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @BFC 0533. If the nail-file is inserted in the wrong place, it may cause your eyebrows to leap off.

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