Are they magic beans?

posted on 22 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

children-for-beans

Hey, it was faster than the adoption service.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Menu spotted in Guangxi, China.

31 captions

  1. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    They are not the “Bees Knees”.

    They are the “Bears Ears”.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes all with grandmother grains and beef balls

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    What did you well for this

  4. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Auricularia, is a malady which make you want to sleep all winter.

    It is caused by a parasite, transmitted by the Ear Worm.

  5. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Heinz 87 varieties. (of fartz)

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like adults for nuts?

  7. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Boys love beans – for the sound effects.

    Girls not so much – apparently girls do not see being able to fart like thunder, such a great achievement.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    ļ¼£hildren for beans, Trump for president.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    They must be kid-ney beans.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    They must’ve bean bad.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Babies. for pees.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Why fry Auricularia? He’s a fun guy!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Soylent green is getting younger.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Some children are runners, some are broad, and some get black eyes.

  15. jjhitt | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a fair trade to me.

  16. Frank Burns | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Humanbeans.

  17. Frank Burns | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Kids for Korn.

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Children are pod people!

  19. UCity | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Children for beans: the alternate ending to Jack and the beanstalk.

  20. Chris | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I had a cow, but I traded it for these magic beans.

  21. PeeBee | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve never really liked Latin food.

  22. Classic Steve | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Somebody doesn’t know beans about English. Maybe he has children for brains.

  23. Classic Steve | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is 22 the number of children you have to trade in for the beans?

  24. UCity | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Make way for the heroic Huai san celery!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Better beans than sorry.

  26. Geo | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    22 RMB for four beans. I’m being ripped off…

  27. Geo | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This must be the Chinese division of Soylent Restaurants. It IS from the same restaurant that brought you “Gramdmother food grains…”

  28. Long Tom | 9:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Seasonably, the Walgreens drug store chain sells Mexican jumping beans. Meant to entertain the children presumably.

  29. UCity | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Personally, I like my auricularia auricula done medium-well.

  30. OI812 | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …or else it gets beaned by the small fry pan again.

  31. Peter | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mashed human beans, anybody?

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