Been a while since I refused to yellow…

posted on 14 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions


Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.

39 captions

  1. Big Fat Cat | 5:15 am |

    I am a uncivilized tourist cuz I don’t want to be done.

  2. algernon | 5:26 am |

    Comity comity kiora kiora ladies

  3. algernon | 5:27 am |

    I won’t blow nose in general direction

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:33 am |

    Instructions for the non-Engrish person:

    do civilized tourists = Just Do It
    not ban smoking = non-smoking is prohibited
    don’t cry Ye noisy = Just Do Yu quiet
    don’t yell or word = no noisy texting
    not pick trees = what, not even the large ones?
    disorderly feeding the animals = giving the eating to the monkeys
    climb touch carving = multi-tasking
    photo camera to obey the rules = now now, Sonny
    water saving electricity = cultural electric shock
    dining doesn’t waste = don’t waste your time dining
    no long-term occupy public facilities = no number two
    don’t force and foreign guests = domesticate ’em nicely
    do not damage public facilities = do not install Puu*
    don pinch chest = Udon Do It
    not in public places tint your hair = only in pubic places (pubs etc…)
    comity and young, sick comity ladies = double comity
    boycott of feudal superstition = ignore the knights who say ‘Ni!’
    refused to yellow = yellow must be the new black


  5. Yang Xiao Long | 5:33 am |

    The public facilities are top notch fighters and will be insulted if you invite them to spar.

  6. Long Tom | 5:33 am |

    You have to respect the public personnel eyes, but the rest of their bodies are free to scorn.

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:33 am |

    The personnel eysed service is not what I expected.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 5:35 am |

    This is just the tip of the nice burg.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |

    I can’t catch and throw animals? Well, there goes my kitten juggling act!

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:42 am |

    I think they put this tip in just to see how it feels.

  11. DrLex | 5:45 am |

    If you take a photo that has someone sneezing in it, you will be fine!

  12. DrLex | 5:49 am |

    I’m practicing advanced origami. Now I’m folding trees and fruit instead of paper.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 5:52 am |

    No squatting in the public facilities.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:53 am |

    Petty advantages? Pffffft! I only take serious advantages.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:56 am |

    Refused to yellow. Accepted to brown.

  16. Marum | 6:04 am |

    No foreplay.
    Take off shoes first.
    Leap on.
    Take what you want.
    Thank you M’am.
    Shut door on way out.

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:16 am |

    Electricity is the current method of saving water.

  18. Light Code | 6:41 am |

    Suzy likes to pick up daisies.
    Mark likes to pick up oaks. Whole trees.

    P.S. Have anybody seen a fold flower growing?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:16 am |

    So many funny laughter tips …

  20. J-Luke | 7:50 am |

    And here we have arrived at the Great Wall of Text…

  21. Yu No Hoo | 7:53 am |

    But I had to yell ow, someone pinched my chest.

  22. Yu No Hoo | 7:55 am |

    Probably Don.

  23. Classic Steve | 8:05 am |

    This writer doesn’t know how to word.

  24. UCity | 8:52 am |

    Screw it, too many rules. Attention all ye noisy, pick the fold flowers, take pictures of people sneezing, and spare no public facilities. And above all, make sure the service personnel are forced to see it.

  25. Myself | 12:37 pm |

    Did Colin Meloy write these rules? Or someone who similarly has a broad and old-timey vocabulary but can’t actually speak English?

  26. Geo | 1:40 pm |

    Yes, even your photo camera has to obey the rules. This means it doesn’t have the right to spit, gamble and so on…

  27. jjhitt | 2:18 pm |

    We are the knights who say “Ye”, noisily.

  28. Pete | 7:18 pm |


    I can’t take public advantages?
    What about pubic advantages?

    Otherwise why the heck am I even visiting?

    Need to work on your welcoming skills, Chang!

  29. Marum | 6:09 am |

    Take public advantage.

    Spectators will clap in time to accompany you, and cheer any yell when you finish.

  30. Marum | 6:12 am |


  31. Marum | 6:15 am |

    Begone, you long nosed, red haired, monkey. I blow my nose in your general direction

  32. Peter | 3:31 pm |

    Refuse to Yellow, Gambling and Poison.
    What about Red, Orange, Green, Blue and Violet?

  33. Salome | 9:35 pm |

    No nipple cripples?

  34. OI812 | 3:33 pm |

    Not rubbish the tip.

  35. Myself | 10:22 pm |

    All the people pinching their chests in public these days! I can’t abide it! When can we have a return to good, old-fashioned decency?

  36. Myself | 10:23 pm |

    PLEASE!!!! SPARE ME!!!

    -The public facilities

  37. Myself | 10:26 pm |

    I don’t think these rules are being enforced. I caught a bunch of people banning smoking in the middle of the park today.

  38. Myself | 10:27 pm |


  39. olog-hai | 8:24 am |

    Don no pinch chest; Donna yes.

    And Don happens to be smoking, since not ban smoking. Also, Don has disobedient camera that won’t listen to rules.

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