Been a while since I refused to yellow…

posted on 14 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.

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  1. Big Fat Cat | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I am a uncivilized tourist cuz I don’t want to be done.

  2. algernon | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Comity comity kiora kiora ladies

  3. algernon | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I won’t blow nose in general direction

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Instructions for the non-Engrish person:

    do civilized tourists = Just Do It
    not ban smoking = non-smoking is prohibited
    don’t cry Ye noisy = Just Do Yu quiet
    don’t yell or word = no noisy texting
    not pick trees = what, not even the large ones?
    disorderly feeding the animals = giving the eating to the monkeys
    climb touch carving = multi-tasking
    photo camera to obey the rules = now now, Sonny
    water saving electricity = cultural electric shock
    dining doesn’t waste = don’t waste your time dining
    no long-term occupy public facilities = no number two
    don’t force and foreign guests = domesticate ’em nicely
    do not damage public facilities = do not install Puu*
    don pinch chest = Udon Do It
    not in public places tint your hair = only in pubic places (pubs etc…)
    comity and young, sick comity ladies = double comity
    boycott of feudal superstition = ignore the knights who say ‘Ni!’
    refused to yellow = yellow must be the new black

    *http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Puu

  5. Yang Xiao Long | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The public facilities are top notch fighters and will be insulted if you invite them to spar.

  6. Long Tom | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You have to respect the public personnel eyes, but the rest of their bodies are free to scorn.

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The personnel eysed service is not what I expected.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This is just the tip of the nice burg.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t catch and throw animals? Well, there goes my kitten juggling act!

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they put this tip in just to see how it feels.

  11. DrLex | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If you take a photo that has someone sneezing in it, you will be fine!

  12. DrLex | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m practicing advanced origami. Now I’m folding trees and fruit instead of paper.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No squatting in the public facilities.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Petty advantages? Pffffft! I only take serious advantages.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Refused to yellow. Accepted to brown.

  16. Marum | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    No foreplay.
    Take off shoes first.
    Leap on.
    Take what you want.
    Thank you M’am.
    Shut door on way out.

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Electricity is the current method of saving water.

  18. Light Code | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Suzy likes to pick up daisies.
    Mark likes to pick up oaks. Whole trees.

    P.S. Have anybody seen a fold flower growing?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So many funny laughter tips …

  20. J-Luke | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    And here we have arrived at the Great Wall of Text…

  21. Yu No Hoo | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    But I had to yell ow, someone pinched my chest.

  22. Yu No Hoo | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Probably Don.

  23. Classic Steve | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This writer doesn’t know how to word.

  24. UCity | 8:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Screw it, too many rules. Attention all ye noisy, pick the fold flowers, take pictures of people sneezing, and spare no public facilities. And above all, make sure the service personnel are forced to see it.

  25. Myself | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Did Colin Meloy write these rules? Or someone who similarly has a broad and old-timey vocabulary but can’t actually speak English?

  26. Geo | 1:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, even your photo camera has to obey the rules. This means it doesn’t have the right to spit, gamble and so on…

  27. jjhitt | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    We are the knights who say “Ye”, noisily.

  28. Pete | 7:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    WHAT???!!!

    I can’t take public advantages?
    What about pubic advantages?

    Otherwise why the heck am I even visiting?

    Need to work on your welcoming skills, Chang!

  29. Marum | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Take public advantage.

    Spectators will clap in time to accompany you, and cheer any yell when you finish.

  30. Marum | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    THIS IS A FINE COUTH TOME.

  31. Marum | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Begone, you long nosed, red haired, monkey. I blow my nose in your general direction

  32. Peter | 3:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Refuse to Yellow, Gambling and Poison.
    What about Red, Orange, Green, Blue and Violet?

  33. Salome | 9:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No nipple cripples?

  34. OI812 | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not rubbish the tip.

  35. Myself | 10:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All the people pinching their chests in public these days! I can’t abide it! When can we have a return to good, old-fashioned decency?

  36. Myself | 10:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    PLEASE!!!! SPARE ME!!!

    -The public facilities

  37. Myself | 10:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think these rules are being enforced. I caught a bunch of people banning smoking in the middle of the park today.

  38. Myself | 10:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Word!

  39. olog-hai | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don no pinch chest; Donna yes.

    And Don happens to be smoking, since not ban smoking. Also, Don has disobedient camera that won’t listen to rules.

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