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posted on 24 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

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Waiter has been instruct to make you feel unwelcome.

Photo courtesy of Stephen McAllan.
Found at Chinese temple in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

28 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Well it blows my mind

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |

    I’d be careful where you poke that thing

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    So I wouldn’t plug in my TARDIS here.

  4. Marum | 4:19 am |

    Shiite! I spent 30yrs in electronics.

    I’d run a mile, before I touched that poxy heap of crap.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    If you use charging devises here, the Vise Squad may become involved.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:24 am |

    Keep our wholes plug-free.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    There are no grounds for you to use these outlets, so if you get electrocuted it’s your own volt!

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:25 am |

    It’s OK, I’m wearing a suit.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |

    OTOH, using peat plugs will have planted causes for wholesome future food.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |

    This is bad news if you drive an electric karma.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:35 am |

    Just look at what happened to Michael J Fox. Never plug into electrical outlet at temple.

  12. Marum | 4:37 am |

    No flashing in thge hallways.

    However, if you are flashing on and off, that’s acceptable.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |

    – Ji Plug Pu, Melon!

  14. Marum | 4:51 am |

    Quoir Boys who fall asleep behind the altar, likely to have outlet plugged

  15. Marum | 4:54 am |

    If you plug your latest electronic Girlie Doll into any of these outlets, you are likely to trim the wick.

  16. Marum | 5:07 am |

    This tramways employee, became a serial killer. When this tramways employee was convicted, he was sentenced to die by the Electric Chair.

    When the day came, they put 30,000 volts through him and he only laughed. So they put 50,00 volts through him, with the same result. The third time they turned everything to maximum, and put 100,000 volts thrugh hi

  17. Marum | 5:12 am |

    This tramways employee, became a serial killer. When this tramways employee was convicted, he was sentenced to die by the Electric Chair.

    When the day came, they put 30,000 volts through him and he only laughed. So they put 50,000 volts through him, with the same result. The third time they turned everything to maximum, and put 100,000 volts thrugh him and he only laughed again.

    So they got this evil tramways employee ot of the Electric Chair, and asked him why it didn’t have any effect on him.

    The tramways employee replied: “I suppose it is because I am a very bad conductor.”

  18. Marum | 5:14 am |

    Hmm! I hate Windows 10.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:33 am |

    Holes of the future?

  20. jjhitt | 5:43 am |

    Warning: Negative Ground Karma

  21. Geo | 7:36 am |

    Planted causes? Maybe they grow unwholesome grains.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:04 am |

    Covering those ugly holes with this sign might be an unbad idea.

  23. Tom P. | 10:31 am |

    … you seditious user of electricity, you!

  24. Eggrish | 3:13 pm |

    Those plugs …. so dirty and unwholesome.

  25. Droll not Troll | 3:35 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:25 am: LOL! Subtle humour – but I can’t believe that nobody else is getting the joke!

  26. pasdrole | 3:37 pm |

    No inheritance for you…

  27. Marum | 3:11 am |

    @DnT & Yunoo Hoo.1535.

    If you are referring to casual vs formal….I was trying to ignore it. 😀

  28. M.U. | 10:54 pm |

    I’ve heard of some Asian countries being really strict on this, so at first I thought it was just a delicate way to say “Don’t charge you’re phone here or you will be arrested.” But considering it’s at a temple, maybe they’re actually trying to say it’s bad karma.

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