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posted on 24 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

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Waiter has been instruct to make you feel unwelcome.

Photo courtesy of Stephen McAllan.
Found at Chinese temple in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Well it blows my mind

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    I’d be careful where you poke that thing

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    So I wouldn’t plug in my TARDIS here.

  4. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Shiite! I spent 30yrs in electronics.

    I’d run a mile, before I touched that poxy heap of crap.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If you use charging devises here, the Vise Squad may become involved.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep our wholes plug-free.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    There are no grounds for you to use these outlets, so if you get electrocuted it’s your own volt!

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s OK, I’m wearing a suit.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    OTOH, using peat plugs will have planted causes for wholesome future food.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This is bad news if you drive an electric karma.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Just look at what happened to Michael J Fox. Never plug into electrical outlet at temple.

  12. Marum | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    No flashing in thge hallways.

    However, if you are flashing on and off, that’s acceptable.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Ji Plug Pu, Melon!

  14. Marum | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Quoir Boys who fall asleep behind the altar, likely to have outlet plugged

  15. Marum | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    If you plug your latest electronic Girlie Doll into any of these outlets, you are likely to trim the wick.

  16. Marum | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This tramways employee, became a serial killer. When this tramways employee was convicted, he was sentenced to die by the Electric Chair.

    When the day came, they put 30,000 volts through him and he only laughed. So they put 50,00 volts through him, with the same result. The third time they turned everything to maximum, and put 100,000 volts thrugh hi

  17. Marum | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    This tramways employee, became a serial killer. When this tramways employee was convicted, he was sentenced to die by the Electric Chair.

    When the day came, they put 30,000 volts through him and he only laughed. So they put 50,000 volts through him, with the same result. The third time they turned everything to maximum, and put 100,000 volts thrugh him and he only laughed again.

    So they got this evil tramways employee ot of the Electric Chair, and asked him why it didn’t have any effect on him.

    The tramways employee replied: “I suppose it is because I am a very bad conductor.”

  18. Marum | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm! I hate Windows 10.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Holes of the future?

  20. jjhitt | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Warning: Negative Ground Karma

  21. Geo | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Planted causes? Maybe they grow unwholesome grains.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Covering those ugly holes with this sign might be an unbad idea.

  23. Tom P. | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    … you seditious user of electricity, you!

  24. Eggrish | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Those plugs …. so dirty and unwholesome.

  25. Droll not Troll | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:25 am: LOL! Subtle humour – but I can’t believe that nobody else is getting the joke!

  26. pasdrole | 3:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    No inheritance for you…

  27. Marum | 3:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT & Yunoo Hoo.1535.

    If you are referring to casual vs formal….I was trying to ignore it. 😀

  28. M.U. | 10:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of some Asian countries being really strict on this, so at first I thought it was just a delicate way to say “Don’t charge you’re phone here or you will be arrested.” But considering it’s at a temple, maybe they’re actually trying to say it’s bad karma.

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