How does that work exactly?

posted on 16 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Snacks

beef-balls-urinating

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangzhou, China.

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  1. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    So who’s taking the piss

  2. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Taste just like oysters

  3. Pete | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Aquatic? Mountain Oysters?
    Or is that REALLY beef?
    Whale Oysters?
    Do they float?

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Piss make them like this.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    DESCRIPTION:

    – Wonderful sound, strange shape.
    – Served in a bowel or spilled on a bottom tile

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    The trickle-down theory as applied to the food industry.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    It was a secret recipe but someone leaked it.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And you can see the chef at the top of the package sucking his ……

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    May contain nuts.

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If they made a film about these, would the cast rate them number one?

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Always served with pees.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Directions: Fry until golden… shower.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    RECIPE:

    – Just add ”water” *
    – If refused to yellow, try again
    – Apologize for the incontinence

    * No long-term occupy public facilities

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The poor things don’t know whether they’re coming or going.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s how self-saucing foods work!

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t usually get that many in the bag.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Made water in China.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Better steer clear of these if you’re not a whizz at cooking.

  19. DrLex | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It seems my concept of ‘aquatic products’ has been wrong all the time.

  20. Long Tom | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Here is someone who goes one better:

    http://www.snakelyone.com/URINE.htm

  21. Long Tom | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Also here:

    http://www.doemain.com/index.cgi/2001-02-17

    The cartoonist was shocked when I told her about people really doing that.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Leak us on Fecebook

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Prepare ur tastebuds; urine for a treat!

  24. Droll not Troll | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom | 5:19 am: I remember that joke from one of the old Carry On movies. :)

  25. Frank Burns | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You would think it would be a cream sauce…….

  26. Marum | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    AH! It’s Putin’s nuts.

  27. jjhitt | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    If you gave me these. I’d be pissed.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Look Ma, no pants!

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    – Waiter, my balls are urinating!
    – Boner Appétit, Monsieur.

  30. markm | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    How does that work exactly?

    I’d rather not know.

  31. Classic Steve | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes well with a poo poo platter.

  32. Marum | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll bet you would pee yourself too, if someone had your nuts in one hand, and a knife in the other.

  33. Marum | 8:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe they mean “marinating”.

    That would explain the “marine” too.

  34. UCity | 9:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, urinating beef balls, and yet the chef concealed it so well! What culinary expertise!

  35. coffeebot | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Meatball have small bladder.

  36. EffEff | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    From what I heard, beef kidneys must be soaked in water for 24 hours before cooking; otherwise they smell pissy.

  37. Yu No Hoo | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not consume if you have a pee-nut allergy.

  38. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Number One meal in WcDonald’s and other fancy restrooms all over the world.

  39. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Try also our newest no-description drug Urinal Oral™, highly recommended especially after large quantities of pissburger, r.i.p.steak and urineshake.

    Our Motto: ”Go with a flow!”

  40. Tim Crow | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes it’s own gravy.

  41. EffEff | 2:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Peanuts = pee-nuts
    Pistachios = piss-nuts

  42. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy, why did you put ”Do Not Disturb” sign on the kitchen door?

  43. TS | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What whiz came up with this recipe? He’s sure to make a big splash…

  44. Peter | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Yuck, it’s sure got the balls to pee !

  45. Geo | 4:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The balls must be doing a number three…

  46. Geo | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “Aquatic” products indeed.

  47. Eggrish | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Urine for a big surprise with these balls.

  48. Droll not Troll | 5:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy some before they run out!

  49. Droll not Troll | 5:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    To err is human, to urinate, bovine.

  50. Pete | 9:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Creme filled do-nuts

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