I wnat what she’s having.

posted on 5 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

i-wnat-you

Photo courtesy of Kate Mackin.
Found in Taiwan.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Wnat not to lkie

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes well with the diarrhea t-shirt

  3. Marum | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    He must have a fairly big one. The lady has just got her consanants deranged.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to Butter Fly.
    I wnat Nkie.

    I have This T-shirt.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    If you want to fly, try using a magic wnad.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “You” being a proof-reader, I suppose.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I never get what you want.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    SALE: Want this T-shirt? Get no T-shirt for free!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    “You cna’t always get waht you wnat”.

  10. J-Luke | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess it’s all about priorities.

  11. Marum | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    SYNOPSIS: The lady wants to party in summer, by making love to you, wearing this T Shirt, while becoming a member of the Mile High Club.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I Wnat. You Jnae.

  13. Marum | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are a hairy potter, you can fly by using a broom skitc.

  14. J-Luke | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    And on this years bucket list…

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Wnat”
    (Teh Smiths)

  16. Yu No Hoo | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Really, I’m not just after xess.

  17. Marum | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd 0514.

    Me Zantar. What you neaj?

  18. Marum | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve always wnated a T Shirt liek tsih.

  19. Marum | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu Noo Hoo. 0517. They tell me you can do it to x ess.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum 5:22

    Well, I’ve had my moments.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – I want this T-shirt, please.
    – Anything else?
    – Thank you, that would be all.
    – Excellent. Goodbye!

  22. Yu No Hoo | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You got me under yuro spell.

  23. Big Fat Cat | 6:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wnat is the source of all evils!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What I wnat is not waht I hvae.

  25. UCity | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    -Who do you want?
    -Wnat you, that’s for sure.

  26. Geo | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Uncle Sam says:
    I wnat You… to buy this t-shirt!

  27. SF | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @BFC 6:07

    You mean evils presley?

  28. Pete | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wnat do you thnik I am, an AMT machine?

  29. Long Tom | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    A Dave Allen At Large skit had the joke about a Catholic priest being replace by a computer at a confessional booth. The actual priest, resentful at being demoted to janitor, decides to do something about it. He goes into the booth himself, and the computer asks, “Do you have a confession to make, my son?” The priest says, “No!” The computer replies, “Incorrect answer, reject, reject!” Then the priest gives him more nonsense talk, which really confuses the computer, so it says things like “Twelve male Harries!” before blowing up. The priest takes his old position back.

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I want egg and bacon.
    I want egg, sausage and bacon.
    I want egg and Spam.
    I want egg, bacon and Spam.
    I want egg, bacon, sausage and Spam.
    I want spam, bacon, sausage and Spam.
    I want spam, egg, Spam, Spam, bacon and Spam.
    I want spam, Spam, Spam, egg and Spam.
    I want spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam.
    I wnat bolster Tehrmiord xau rcevttees whit a Monray suace, garinsehd iwth trffule ptâé, barndy adn a fired geg no pot, dan Sapm.

  31. Classic Steve | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

  32. Pete | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    As your genie it is my duty to inform you that you are stuck with a party that will never stop (even if you want it to), endless summer, and that lousy T-shirt. Because those were your maximum 3 wishes.

    As for love, flight, and me, those are right out.
    Not gonna happen. You exceeded your wish limit.
    How you arranged and prioritized those wishes was up to you.

    Sorry, sucker. I mean, former master.

  33. EffEff | 2:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want Donna Summer.

  34. Long Tom | 8:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want a wet T-shirt contest!

  35. RT | 1:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    this shirt is a bit wanting

  36. PeeBee | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    She wants it all. Except me.

  37. The Dude | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aww, they were so close to getting it right this time.

  38. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s the ’90s Consolidated Tour official souvenir t-shirt.

  39. OI812 | 2:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wnat to fail.

  40. Peter | 2:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Obviously spelt by smoebdoy under the Egnrish Spell (!!)

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