Just breath normal, Clara.

posted on 25 Feb 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

take-a-breathe

Todd, I told you about the coast in confidence…

Photo courtesy of Amy W.
Notebook found in Seoul, S. Korea.

29 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    I breathe the see hair

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |

    “Well Clara. If I give you aalift home,what’s in it for me?”

    Clara: ‘Sand.’

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Clara’s lying

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    She left her compunction in her other pants.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    I like it at the theathide when there’s a breathe.

  6. Marum | 4:12 am |

    Clara was a “little” over weight, so she ought a black ‘Seal-skin” one-piece swimsuit.
    It almost got her drowned.

    She went swimming in it. Every time she tried to get to the beach, two dozen lifesavers would grab her, tow her out to sea, and set her loose.

  7. Marum | 4:12 am |

    bought.

  8. Marum | 4:24 am |

    Breathe not of the powder, sprinled by voluptuous Korean ladies, my son.

  9. Marum | 4:25 am |

    sprinkled

  10. UCity | 4:48 am |

    She said “hi” without compunction? What, she thinks she can travel to the coast amd then just say “hi” as if everything’s normal?! How dare she!

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:54 am |

    Your words are a breath of fresh err.

  12. jjhitt | 5:15 am |

    Good place to righted it down.

  13. J-Luke | 9:18 am |

    She said hi without compunction; well, that stinged me.

  14. Frank Burns | 9:36 am |

    “So, hangin’ out at the waterfront again?”

  15. Geo | 11:54 am |

    Saying “hi” without com-punctuation, however, is just plain bizarre.

  16. Long Tom | 1:23 pm |

    They forgot the “R” at the end of “BREATHE”!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:26 pm |

    That’s what Shi said

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:11 pm |

    – ”Take my breathalyzer away …”

  19. EffEff | 4:26 pm |

    Clara would have a lot more adventure than she planned, if she let the Doctor take her to the coast.

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:08 pm |

    IMO, the worst part of this text is that it’s unclear whether Clara is the “me” or the “she”. Or maybe Clara is talking to herself.
    I’m so glad it’s only Engrish!

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:09 pm |

    @EffEff | 4:26 pm: Who? 😛

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:13 pm |

    @Long Tom | 1:23 pm: Yes, it should be dot-dash-dot, then at least it would make some kind of sense in Morse code. 😉

  23. Big Fat Cat | 7:24 pm |

    Must be Ivory Coast!

  24. Marum | 3:07 am |

    Doctor: “Now Clara big breaths.”

    Clara: ‘Yeth and I’m only thixteen too.’

  25. Marum | 3:13 am |

    Clara loved a trip to the coast,
    But the part she liked most,
    Was to screw without compunction,
    Every man whose organ would function,
    And fifty a day was her boast.

  26. Marum | 4:27 am |

    OK! I don’t give a damn.

    Don’t take a fligging breath then.

  27. Pete | 12:45 pm |

    And Clara replied “Boy, are my arms tired”.

  28. Tom P. | 7:10 pm |

    Keep calm and Clara on

  29. Myself | 9:19 pm |

    Compunction (noun): a feeling of guilt or moral scruple that prevents or follows the doing of something bad. Hm. I wonder what the narrator thinks Clara got up to at the coast…

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