Just breath normal, Clara.

posted on 25 Feb 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

take-a-breathe

Todd, I told you about the coast in confidence…

Photo courtesy of Amy W.
Notebook found in Seoul, S. Korea.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I breathe the see hair

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    “Well Clara. If I give you aalift home,what’s in it for me?”

    Clara: ‘Sand.’

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Clara’s lying

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    She left her compunction in her other pants.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I like it at the theathide when there’s a breathe.

  6. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 2  

    Clara was a “little” over weight, so she ought a black ‘Seal-skin” one-piece swimsuit.
    It almost got her drowned.

    She went swimming in it. Every time she tried to get to the beach, two dozen lifesavers would grab her, tow her out to sea, and set her loose.

  7. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    bought.

  8. Marum | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Breathe not of the powder, sprinled by voluptuous Korean ladies, my son.

  9. Marum | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    sprinkled

  10. UCity | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    She said “hi” without compunction? What, she thinks she can travel to the coast amd then just say “hi” as if everything’s normal?! How dare she!

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Your words are a breath of fresh err.

  12. jjhitt | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Good place to righted it down.

  13. J-Luke | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    She said hi without compunction; well, that stinged me.

  14. Frank Burns | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “So, hangin’ out at the waterfront again?”

  15. Geo | 11:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Saying “hi” without com-punctuation, however, is just plain bizarre.

  16. Long Tom | 1:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They forgot the “R” at the end of “BREATHE”!

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what Shi said

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – ”Take my breathalyzer away …”

  19. EffEff | 4:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Clara would have a lot more adventure than she planned, if she let the Doctor take her to the coast.

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    IMO, the worst part of this text is that it’s unclear whether Clara is the “me” or the “she”. Or maybe Clara is talking to herself.
    I’m so glad it’s only Engrish!

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @EffEff | 4:26 pm: Who? 😛

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom | 1:23 pm: Yes, it should be dot-dash-dot, then at least it would make some kind of sense in Morse code. 😉

  23. Big Fat Cat | 7:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be Ivory Coast!

  24. Marum | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Doctor: “Now Clara big breaths.”

    Clara: ‘Yeth and I’m only thixteen too.’

  25. Marum | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Clara loved a trip to the coast,
    But the part she liked most,
    Was to screw without compunction,
    Every man whose organ would function,
    And fifty a day was her boast.

  26. Marum | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    OK! I don’t give a damn.

    Don’t take a fligging breath then.

  27. Pete | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    And Clara replied “Boy, are my arms tired”.

  28. Tom P. | 7:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep calm and Clara on

  29. Myself | 9:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Compunction (noun): a feeling of guilt or moral scruple that prevents or follows the doing of something bad. Hm. I wonder what the narrator thinks Clara got up to at the coast…

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