Making a speech?

posted on 18 Feb 2017 in Stationery

making-a-speech

Photo courtesy of Tom Nuculovic.
Found on cover of notebook from Japan.

53 captions

  1. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    AWWwww!

  2. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 3  

    Clearly not Donald

  3. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d be careful making it to dogs

  4. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    Queens and Toms,
    I am purrrefctly happy to see you hear tonight. As you know this is an historical speech about the Meow Meow Terrorists in Kenya in the 1950s. The British army did everything to catz the purrrpurrrtrators of this uprising. In fact they meowed down many of the Kikuyu people, and neutered many of the men.

    Many of the documents are now declawsified, and can be purrused by any interested purrty.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The kitten’s name is Mike.

  6. Marum | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Kittens in Bow-ties are cute.

    Cats in clown costumes, are sinister.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – And now, ladies and gentlemen: DO NOT LITTER!!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    This notebook is purrfect for studying furreign languages.

  9. Marum | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually! The kitten would probably make more sense than Queensland Rail. That place is staffed by mad old dogs, and rabid bitches.

  10. Marum | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    PIGS RULE. OK! (George Orwell)

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Heil Kitty

  12. Marum | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Orwell wrote; Aminal Fram.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @algernon | 4:08 am: Possibly one that he grabbed, though?

  14. Marum | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Do you realise?

    That when you open the cover, you may well be writing on its bum.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    – Mr. President, what are you going to do about economy and unemployment?
    – Meow!

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t let the cat get your tongue.

  17. Marum | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    @DnT 0414. Not Mike Hunt I hope.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t take him litterally.

  19. Yu No Hoo | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Cats usually make speeches from scratch.

  20. Yu No Hoo | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Good speakers sometimes paws for effect.

  21. Yu No Hoo | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This guy ended up telling quite a yarn.

  22. J-Luke | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s not kitten anyone…

  23. Big Fat Cat | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Is this the Purrsident of the United States?

  24. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:32 am: Haha! Didn’t see that one, mate! Kind of leads into my caption at 4:26.

  25. jjhitt | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    There are no litter box videos. It’s fake news. Totally fake.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Dog save feline.

  27. jjhitt | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That was not a cougar. That was my mother.

  28. Droll not Troll | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hi folks, it’s good tabby here. I’m feline confident that we’ll have a great evening.

  29. Long Tom | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd O’clock: http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl

  30. UCity | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Will they help you with your speech? No, but they are at least pleasant animals.

  31. UCity | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hello? Yes, this is cat… *Taps mic*… This thing on?

  32. A Non-Y Mouse | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Reporter: “Mr. Kitty… just one simple question: We know that you and your family have all tested negative for toxoplasmosis, but there has, since your election, been a rise in the number of cat owners infected. I’m wondering how your administration plans to address the…”

    Kitty: “Okay, I know where you’re going with this. Now sit… sit! Good reporter. See the dog press – and they’re all dogs, by the way. So many dogs. The dog press just keeps trying to fake out my administration by moving the light on the wall as soon as we lunge for it. Every time!

    “Now look. I get this all the time and I’ll tell you right now that I am 100% negative for toxoplasmosis, and always have been. In fact I’ve never tested positive for any transmittable kitty disease! You’ll never find a healthier kitty! And I did very well in the election. Very popular among pet owners and LOLCat fans.”

  33. jjhitt | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I never finished college. There was a shortage of pleasant animals.

  34. Pete | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Staff! My teleprompter isn’t working!
    That’s coz you ate the mouse on your podium, sir.

  35. Geo | 11:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be President James A. Garfield.

  36. Lora | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “I purr-omise a fish in every pot, and a litter box in every house.”

  37. Yu No Hoo | 1:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “I categorically deny the accusations that have been dogging me for the past eight lives.”

  38. Droll not Troll | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    “In the next category in these awards is someone who has been litterally >b<catapulted into the spotlight. There are many tails about his early lives, and we can mews on the truth or otherwise of these”.

  39. iLock | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m gonna be ‘UUUGGE. Like a lion. I will! It won’t long!

  40. iLock | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It won’t *be* long.
    I mucked up, just like Donald.

  41. iLock | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Donald Duck – Not Donald Kitten….

  42. Droll not Troll | 6:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:29 am: That would be one way to get your handwriting analysed.

  43. Marum | 2:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT You mean anal-lysed I arss sume

  44. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    My Great great Grandfather, was in Antonio Staradavarius Bottom Tile’s first creation.

  45. Marum | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Not only can i speak, but i can do odd-jobs around the house.

  46. Pete | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Now where’d my pink hat go?
    I can’t make a speech without it!

  47. Myself | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Call me racist, but I just wouldn’t vote for a kitten as president.

  48. Long Tom | 1:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Myself: You have to be at least 35 years old to be President of the United States Of America. Extremely few if any felines live for that long.

  49. Salome | 4:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Marum @ 4.03: If you don’t like cats, perhaps you should move into a street that has a Chinese restaurant, a furrier, and a luthier in close proximity.

  50. RT | 8:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    we’re going to make america grrrreat again!

  51. Marum | 3:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Salome 1648. Alternatively.

    Zupfinstrumentenmacher = Makerof flucked instruments

  52. DrLex | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You shall enjoy studying with this notebook, or else the cat gets it.

  53. OI812 | 3:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t speech outside the box. That’s not a pleasant story.

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