Not your father’s church…

posted on 26 Feb 2017 in Chinglish

god-trailer

Cleanliness is next to…god trailer.

Photo courtesy of Lindsay Powell.

30 captions

  1. algernon | 4:04 am |

    What’s the next episode

  2. Marum | 4:04 am |

    She’s dancing a jig.
    I woder why.

  3. Marum | 4:04 am |

    She’s dancing a jig.
    I wonder why.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    But when is the movie being released?

  5. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Look its all magic all by itself

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    She’s walking on … trailer!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:06 am |

    God Trailer is the sequel to Grease.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    Drag ground queen with her new carligion?

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    God says: STOP DOING FAMILY AFFAIRS!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    No need to do the bitter work any more; brew apple cider instead.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    God Trailer – there’s an apse for that.

  12. Marum | 4:14 am |

    I think she is so happy, becuse that robotised mop thingy, has just spent the last 36.5 hours, amusing her with its handle.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Those spherical things in the background – God’s balls?

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    The circular mop is so special it has 365 degrees.

  15. Marum | 4:21 am |

    That achieved four things:

    1. The batteries are flat.

    2: She has an entry the Guiness Book of Records.

    3. She fired her hubby.

    4. She purchased a second one.

  16. Marum | 4:23 am |

    By the look on her face, she doesn’t need God to declare that it is Heavenly.

  17. SF | 4:52 am |

    (Deep voice) In a world … where family affairs are not happy … and where dragging the ground is the bitter work … one God solves it all.
    Coming soon.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:23 am |

    Less work, more pray.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:56 am |

    Many religions had a blind god, but this one seems to be the god of venetian blinds.

  20. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:11 am |

    365 degrees? I’m guessing either that’s not water in the bucket, or God is messing with the laws of physics in that trailer.

  21. EffEff | 8:19 am |

    It’s a God-given miracle that she can clean that floor with a long-handled metal dectector.

  22. UCity | 8:34 am |

    All right, it’s time to clean the God Trailer. Don’t make me drag ground you over there.

  23. J-Luke | 9:51 am |

    Coming soon to a church near you.

  24. J-Luke | 9:52 am |

    Prefect for my divine caravan…

  25. Geo | 10:10 am |

    I didn’t know God was ISO 9001 certified…

  26. Geo | 10:13 am |

    GOD: The Movie
    Coming this Day of the Lord

  27. Classic Steve | 12:46 pm |

    NOW the Son of Man has a place to lay his head.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:38 pm |

    The movie is called ”GodFather”

  29. DrLex | 5:40 am |

    It is obvious that girl is divine. She hovers above the floor without even casting a shadow.

  30. Pete | 12:08 pm |

    God must be holding the handle on that “metal detector” up.
    ‘Coz that gal sure ain’t…!!!

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