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posted on 1 Feb 2017 in Drinks

grenade-juice

Why do I taste C4?

Photo courtesy of Day Wrenn.

45 captions

  1. coffeebot | 2:34 am |

    Good source of vitamin C4.

  2. coffeebot | 2:35 am |

    This explains the explosive diarrhea.

  3. coffeebot | 2:36 am |

    end your breakfast with a bang.

  4. coffeebot | 2:38 am |

    A good part of your suicide bomber’s breakfast.

  5. coffeebot | 2:39 am |

    Shake well before throwing.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:48 am |

    That’s all me!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:52 am |

    Apple + agents + explosives = FBi (Fruits Bureau of iNgredients)

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:03 am |

    Planet Earth’s version of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

  9. Eggrish | 3:21 am |

    Exploding with flavor.

  10. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Good for ironing shirts with

  11. algernon | 4:04 am |

    I’ll just pull the pin

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    That kind of information certainly concentrates the mind.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Wrong kind of pineapple!

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    The glazing agent is for replacing the windows after using this product.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |

    1. Just add chicken
    2. Duck until exploded

  16. Marum | 4:31 am |

    Fulminate of Mercury, for lunch with a bang

  17. Marum | 4:32 am |

    Aceyone Peroxide, for the best blow-job you cou;d ever imagine.

  18. Marum | 4:35 am |

    Bugger all fibre, no protein, and shiploads of sugar.

    Great for the kids.

  19. SF | 4:45 am |

    For those who would wonder, “Grenade” (or “fruit de la Grenade”, “La Grenade” being the French name of Grenada in the Caribbeans) is French for Pomegranate.

  20. Marum | 5:06 am |

    One of our other products is Flea Powder.

    It doesn’t kill them. It blows the little bastards off.

  21. Marum | 5:07 am |

    Edit acetone

  22. Big Fat Cat | 5:26 am |

    and it’s Omega free!

  23. Pete | 5:37 am |

    Made in Grenada.

  24. Pete | 5:39 am |

    Wheat starch? No way.
    I only use gluten-free grenades!

  25. Yu No Hoo | 5:44 am |

    Also comes in blewberry flavour.

  26. Yu No Hoo | 6:13 am |

    Down at the orchard they’re plum tired of getting picked on and squeezed out. The time is ripe for revolt and they’re raisin an army.

  27. Frank Burns | 6:14 am |

    I’m trying to loose the glazing agent. (I think he’s following me).

  28. UCity | 6:55 am |

    It’s got that burst of flavor.

  29. jjhitt | 6:58 am |

    Concentrate, concentrate….

  30. Classic Steve | 8:29 am |

    Man, this product is the bomb!

  31. Geo | 8:59 am |

    Ideal for projectile vomit.

  32. Geo | 9:10 am |

    WARNING: May cause spontaneous combustion. Drink at your own risk. After dying, no returns or refunds.

  33. coffeebot | 9:52 am |

    That wheat starch sounds suspicious.

  34. Big Fat Cat | 10:41 am |

    Is the concentrate made from the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? That would explain its potency.

  35. UCity | 11:04 am |

    What’s better than natural flavor? A juice grenade, thrown by a glazing agent, who also is good at extracting fruit flavor.

  36. Garst | 1:50 pm |

    That’s not a pineapple!

  37. The Dude | 2:39 pm |

    This drink is dy-no-mite!

  38. EffEff | 3:33 am |

    Tee-En-Tee!

  39. Long Tom | 5:23 am |

    Gives a whole new meaning to “Pop Tarts”!

  40. markm | 7:04 am |

    Who squeezed the juice from the grenades?

  41. Lora | 1:05 pm |

    A real sugar bomb that will make your pancreas explode and your eyes glaze over.

  42. Tom P. | 12:28 pm |

    The contents of this juice box can can also be used to extinguish fires.

  43. The Dude | 11:55 am |

    This drink is dynamite and will do wonders for intestinal blockage.

  44. Peter | 1:49 pm |

    Drink at you own explosion.

  45. olog-hai | 8:31 am |

    Banned in New York City.

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