Tastes smart.

posted on 23 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Snacks

preserved-vegetable-students

Oh, this one is past the graduation date.

Photo courtesy of Jeanne Mehan.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I love the quality control

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks a bit chilli to me

  3. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    This is adivision of the Hang Mee, hong Hi He, he ho, he he, hooo hee haha hawhaw Trading Company of Shanghai.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why all our students are brain dead. They are all in vegetarian state.

  5. Pete | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    FAIL.

  6. SF | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve already taught this type of student.

  7. Marum | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    If the students had preserved with theiir studies, they wouldn’t have ended up in the Vignole.

  8. Marum | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Teacher: If you keep on like this, you will end up like Christopher Columbus.

    Student: You mean I’ll be famous?

    Teacher: NO! You’ll go down in history.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    These students chose the wrong field of study!

  10. Marum | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Q; Do you know why the Asparagas shoots?

    A. Because the Chillies fired first.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    This product has a lot of class.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s why they taste like children.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Freshman vegetables are better for you.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like it would fail the taste test.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    Some vegetable-students just want to cause a rhubarb. Lettuce be thankful they’re not all trying to beet the system.

  16. DrLex | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The company’s name has been mistranslated. It should be “Soylent”.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mmmmm … Student food!

  18. Geo | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Some have potatoes for brains…

  19. UCity | 7:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Their contributions shall not be lost.

  20. PeeBee | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I like how proudly they advertise their ISO9001 approval. Because that’s what I look for in a bag of frozen vegetables.

  21. Classic Steve | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    My kid beet up your honor student.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Students ( aka The last supper) are preserved (embalmed) in a worm coffin with some flies, dried fruits and nuts. They have unusual music taste and might go bad quickly but that’s because they’re dead so keep ’em in this strange shape.

  23. J-Luke | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    They used to be children for beans…

  24. Long Tom | 5:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of student bodies, but this is ridiculous.

  25. Lora | 8:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re not bad, but the tiny little graduation caps get stuck in your teeth.

  26. Nonsuch Ned | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sichuan Weijute Green Foods is People! It’s peeeoplleee!

  27. PeeBee | 1:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    These are Grade-A vegetables.

  28. Garst | 4:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please tell me that’s the cast of vegetales

  29. Peter | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet students with dyslexia, Asperger’s, ADHD . . . are less yummy.

  30. iLock | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Preserve and work hard to achieve you English learn goals, I mean persevere…

  31. Myself | 9:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    These students dropped out of my mouth.

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