Violin – “Wonderful sound strange shape”

posted on 13 Feb 2017 in Video Engrish

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  1. coffeebot | 2:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bottom tile

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ji Plug Pu Melon must be the upper tile then.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Caption (violin) is made at here!

  4. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Strange shape it’s a box

  5. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Chair or violin you decide

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    One more funny laughter key and I’ll die like a fool.

  7. Marum | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Sound track stollen from Deutsche Leider.

  8. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Its a UMO.

    Unimaginable Musical Object.

  9. Marum | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It is the sound track from a japanese Girlie Doll.

    Due to the miracle of modern electronice, and incredible Japanese stupidity, it plays Song of Joy, every time you have an orgasm.

  10. Marum | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    electronics

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Pushing and shoving always lead to violins.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Stradivarius Would be put to shame by these heavenly music

  13. Yu No Hoo | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo, yo ma don’t want you talkin’ like a fool.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    All good violins come with a cello-phane window in the packaging.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The gate violin is used for playing swing music.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    A violin that laughs? It must be a Yamahahaha.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If a Stradivarius is a bottom tile, this violin is infan tile.

  18. Frank Burns | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hanson plays the violin.

  19. The_YongGrand | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You should have added the another botched up video of Stuart Ashen laughing like mad here when he tried to read “Antonio Stella Bottom Tile” and “Ji Plug Pu – Melon Nai”! 😀

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Violin (violin)

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    For other uses, see Violin (violin (disambiguation)).

    The violin (violin) is a wonderful sound strange shape super clean orchestra played to ring carry instruments, is the modern orchestra string of the main instrument. He’s been in the instrument for significant position, for people loved. The violin (violin) is a string of four bowed (bowel) instruments, the family is the main members of the family system of other members (members (members)) are …

  21. The_YongGrand | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd’o’clock – “Wow, that’s some word salad right there!” – Stuart Ashen :)

  22. Yu No Hoo | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Big Fat Cat 4:56

    …and if he heard this, Beethoven would roll over in his grave.

  23. Marum | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    THIS – IS – INDEED – A – VERY – VILE – INN.

  24. Marum | 7:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It has beeen noted, that the Viola is larger than the Violin.

    This is not necessarily true, for Viola players have very small heads

  25. Marum | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    We were tearing down the venue, after a PATEFA seminar and conference. A pop-band due to perform that night was tuning up.

    One of the solo instrumentalists was a lady, who played the violin.. Over their Amps and Mics, (about three times as loud as an F18 on afterburners) we were hearing this (music?).

    I never knew, that an otherwise innocuous piece of wood, bits of metal, and catgut, coulld make such exercrable sounds. It was a revelation, after having heard Vengerov.

  26. Myself | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Epic! Engrish.com is doing videos now! Have they ever posted a video before?

  27. Marum | 8:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Useless info: A normal Violin/String Quartet is comprised of; Violin I; Violin II; Viola, and cello.

    If you want a “bottom file”, perhaps you should use a Double Bass, instead of a Cello.

  28. Marum | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Myself 0830.

    Nein.

  29. Marum | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Myself 0830.

    Nein. Dies ist inzehn.

  30. Yu No Hoo | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock 6:31

    Your work could go here!

    http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Violin

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @The_YongGrand, @Yu No Hoo: Hehe. And now the song dedicated to Ashens 😉 :

    ****

    Ashens & Stella: Bottom’s Tale
    (strange shape tile concerts and solo!)

    Arrangedand composed by ji plug pu . melon nai and nicolas, Marty (1600 – 1750)
    Lyrics by Edgar Allan Pu (violin)
    Translated by Lorem Ipsum and Rofl Mao (one dead, thirty-five to go)

    ♫♪♪
    i’ve learned The Thing or two about love it’s push
    and shovespam and spam in, spam up
    spam, spam, spam but nuthin’s spamsinnin’ is
    heavenjust for the hell of itcontradictions,
    constant attraction distractioni’ve learned
    The Thing or wtf (♫) about love it’s push and
    shovespam and spam in, spam upspam,
    spam, spam but nuthin’s spamsinnin’ is
    heavenjust for the hell of itcontradictions,
    constant caption distraction

    (chorus)
    Spam, spam, spam (♪), spam, spam, spam,
    sausage and spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
    spam, spam, spam but nuthin’s spamsinnin’ is
    and bottom tile on top
    ♪♪♪

  32. Lora | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “If the piano s the king of musical instruments, then the violin must be the queen of instruments”

    So instruments don’t have to be musical for the violin? Great, you can take it to the operating room to play a jaunty tune while surgeons accompany you on their scalpels and dilators.

  33. Big Fat Cat | 1:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora. The Violentnin is the Drama Queen of Instruments.

  34. EffEff | 2:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The tuba is the 300-pound construction worker of instruments.

  35. Geo | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pushing and shoving your enlightenment partner does, indeed, result in babies simulation violins.

  36. Geo | 3:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Button #6 (the act or talk-like-a-fool key) is for people who want to poorly translate foreign product names or descriptions.

  37. The_YongGrand | 5:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If the violin can concerts and solo, what about the cello?? It can concerts and solo too! [I plays the ‘cello too!] :)

  38. Myself | 1:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Only now have I realized how much the Angry Birds theme song sounds like “Turkish March” by Mozart. I would assume the makers of this product thought it was “Turkish March” – but then again, you don’t assume anything of Chinese bootlegs.

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