We’re gonna need a bigger shirt…

posted on 9 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

dusty-slightly-musty

Have a nice day…

Photo courtesy of Kate Mackin.
Spotted in Taiwan.

22 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Perhaps take a shower to freshen up

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Does this come in brown

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |

    – How do you know this is not an English T-shirt?
    – It says ”Lovely weather”.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |

    Buy this shirt? Oh well, if I must.

  5. Long Tom | 4:36 am |

    The beatniks are making a comeback!

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:40 am |

    Lovely weather she’s wearing that or not.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:41 am |

    Promotional t-shirt for Stephen King new book – Dusty.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:56 am |

    If your books are musty, you need to let some fresh erratum.

  9. DrLex | 5:03 am |

    Is this like those jeans that already look worn when you buy them?

  10. Yu No Hoo | 5:05 am |

    I bought some of these books and now I have a phew.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am |

    Ashes to ashes, must to dust.

  12. Marum | 5:33 am |

    We’re all made in the same mould.

    Just that, some of us are mouldier than the others.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:34 am |

    These books taste mushy.

  14. Marum | 5:46 am |

    This Dutch bloke has been learning english for about a year. So he goes over to england for a weekend, to see how his engllish is going.

    When he arrives, it is the first day of Spring, and there is not a cloud in the sky.

    The first person he sees iis a Bobby, so he walks up to him and says; “It is a fine day is it not, mynheer?”
    As it is such a beautiful day the cop feels a bit frisky himself. so he stretches both arms above his head and exclaims: “Yes! Spring in ze air!”

    The Dutch bloke looks horrified and asks; “But mynheer, vy should I?”

    (Springen sie{De} = you jump)

  15. Frank Burns | 7:06 am |

    I hear this book store has a “lovely personality” too.

  16. UCity | 7:32 am |

    Is it a really many? I will not buy it if it is not a really many.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:17 am |

    This shirt is a musty.

  18. jjhitt | 9:21 am |

    Sounds like my apartment, only she’s not as attractive any more…

  19. Geo | 2:04 pm |

    How can NEW books be “dusty” and “slightly musty?” This is a complete rip-off!

  20. Droll not Troll | 7:24 pm |

    So, where can I get a new book in medium long, wash and wear?

  21. OI812 | 2:15 pm |

    Well, that’s a big semicolon.

  22. Marum | 7:41 am |

    @01812. Well. A Colon can be up to 5 feet long.

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