We’re gonna need a bigger shirt…

Perhaps take a shower to freshen up

Does this come in brown

– How do you know this is not an English T-shirt?
– It says ”Lovely weather”.

Buy this shirt? Oh well, if I must.

The beatniks are making a comeback!

Lovely weather she’s wearing that or not.

Promotional t-shirt for Stephen King new book – Dusty.

If your books are musty, you need to let some fresh erratum.

Is this like those jeans that already look worn when you buy them?

I bought some of these books and now I have a phew.

Ashes to ashes, must to dust.

We’re all made in the same mould.

Just that, some of us are mouldier than the others.

These books taste mushy.

This Dutch bloke has been learning english for about a year. So he goes over to england for a weekend, to see how his engllish is going. When he arrives, it is the first day of Spring, and there is not a cloud in the sky. The first person he sees iis a Bobby, so he walks up to him and says; “It is a fine day is it not, mynheer?” As it is such a beautiful day the cop feels a bit frisky himself. so he stretches both arms above his head and exclaims: “Yes! Spring in ze air!”… Read more »

I hear this book store has a “lovely personality” too.

Is it a really many? I will not buy it if it is not a really many.

This shirt is a musty.

Sounds like my apartment, only she’s not as attractive any more…

How can NEW books be “dusty” and “slightly musty?” This is a complete rip-off!

So, where can I get a new book in medium long, wash and wear?

Well, that’s a big semicolon.

@01812. Well. A Colon can be up to 5 feet long.