Where does this twenty go?

posted on 2 Feb 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

deposited-in-our-self

Oh man, that half dollar’s gonna hurt…

Photo courtesy of Adri de Zwart.
Found at hotel in Bangkok, Thailand.

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  1. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    That is like the nudist who bought an ice-cream with a $100 note.

    Shopkeeper: “Brace yourself old son. Here comes the change.”

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Well you know where you can stick it

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Internally speaking

  4. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Actually. If the manager is a horny little Thai lady, I’d only too gladly deposit my valuables.

  5. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm. If he’s a Ladyboy, I might just pass.

  6. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    The management requests, that all articles over 6 inches be folded in half, so that they will fit in the deposit box.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Selfies are so inn

  8. Marum | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Trying to see how long you can make the manager stand on her tippy toes, is considered bad form. As a penalty farang, we will send you home with a little something to remember us by.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure it’s never been cracked?

  10. Eggrish | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Dear consumers, please consume your money with us.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    “No, those aren’t my jewels.”

  12. DrLex | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Good thing they didn’t misspell money as ‘monkey’.

  13. Long Tom | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    DrLex: During World War One, canned meat was called “monkey” by the soldiers.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You can take it to the bank-ok.

  15. UCity | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Yesh, um… I’ll just take them with me.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I have this gold ingot. Kindly assume the position.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder if they mean “safe”? Maybe they practice self sex.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    We apologise for the incontents.

  19. Frank Burns | 6:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “Sir, I am NOT taking these rolls of quarters.”

  20. Marum | 7:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait till you see how they COUNT your change!

  21. Yu No Hoo | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “We’ll bend over backwards to protect your items.”

  22. Geo | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Our piggy banks are real, live pigs, too.

  23. coffeebot | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Junior, quit putting quarters in your sister.

  24. EffEff | 9:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Which hole do I use for corn cobs?

    The CORN hole!

  25. OI812 | 12:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Fine with me. I love chocolate coins.

  26. zankhana | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Shake that money maker!!!!!!!

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