You missed a spot…

posted on 21 Feb 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

please-keep-cleaning

C’mon we’re on the clock.

Photo courtesy of Marcus Hastings.
Found in Guangxi, China.

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  1. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    The forest will be pleased

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    What to do with all these leaves and grass

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus swept.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep on Cleaning
    Don’t stop Cleaning
    You’re gonna be a treer one day
    You’re gonna make a lot of people happy
    when they come to see you clean.

    by Helen Ready

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We want nice clean dirt around here.

  6. Ben | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    But, I always heard that nature abhors a vacuum.

  7. Marum | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    @Ben 0435.

    My cat abhors the vacuum.

  8. Marum | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    Do not abandon your lovers in the forest. Take them home, and dispose of them like any normal cereal-killer.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ve bin doing OK, but I refuse to think you can’t do more.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The plants need watering too.

  11. Pete | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Calling all muckrakers….

  12. DrLex | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Extra dirt will be provided when necessary

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: After cleaning, put the trees and animals back where they belong.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    … because there is no rug to sweep the dirt under.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dirty world, a dirty world, it’s a ***king dirty world.
    -Traveling Wilburys.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Have you bin cleaning, Madam?
    – N-no, Officer … I mean yes … Well, just a litter … A lot … A parking lot!
    – I see. Step out of the park and take a keepcleanalyzer test, please.

  17. Marum | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not uproot the trees, or you will root-up the forest.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    No one leaves until they brush.

  19. Frank Burns | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You got a long way to go before you get to godliness boy.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Please Maid in China

  21. UCity | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I will, after I water myself.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Keep clean, Ning

  23. pasdrole | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep Calm

    ..and

    Clean On

  24. Geo | 1:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Signed, OCD park manager

  25. Long Tom | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I remember a joke from long ago where some travelers pass an establishment with a sign saying “CLEAN RESTROOMS”, so they stopped and did.

    In this case, is not a joke.

  26. Marum | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom above.

    Why do Service stations (Garages) lock their toilets?

    Are they afraid that someone will sneak in, and clean them.

  27. Marum | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It is a Chinese “Pump and Go”.

    It doesnt sell petrol though.

    It is Jiyuan 妓院

  28. Marum | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Jiyuan = Brothel

  29. OI812 | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just don’t bump your head on the sign when picking up a dirt.

  30. Peter | 11:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok, no problem. Just keep paying me.

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