You’re looking a little dry in the knees…

posted on 20 Feb 2017 in Signs

please-water-yourself

Photo courtesy of Michael Bradley.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.

29 captions

  1. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it a bird?
    Is it a plane?

    No! It’s Bidet san.

  2. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Sprinkle the flaps girls.

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Just piss in your own pocket.

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    What a strange sport.

  5. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    This model does not use water. It uses high pressure compressed air.

    So! If you hear a strange high-pitched sound, it is probably some c— whistling.

  6. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    This one doesn’t shake off the last drops chasps. It squeezes it dry like a toothpaste tube.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just add water.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Then crap your hands.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Watering oneself is called Pissy Selfie.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    … and while you’re at it, go fertilise yourself.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I used to do that, but I’m not sure I remember how. I’m a bit rusty.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    After midnight, gremlins should disregard this message.

  13. Pete | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Proving the widely held Japanese notion that all Gaijin have the cognitive capacity of a potted plant.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Edit: Scratch the “after midnight”.
    I got the rules confused.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, but I’d like a whisky for my horse.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The person who made the sign is a little squirt.

  17. Yu No Hoo | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, you are part of the family tree.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Step 1: Face the wind.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Please water others politely and always apologize for incontinence

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Look Ma, hot pants!

  21. Yu No Hoo | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    For the dew it yourself types.

  22. Frank Burns | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Robert Plant’s help takes the day off.

  23. Long Tom | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    But you already told me that I’m all wet!

  24. UCity | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    They even provided towels to clean up the mess. What service!

  25. Geo | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m pretty sure a single tissue won’t be enough for drying yourself after a shower…

  26. Droll not Troll | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re such a hoser!

  27. RT | 7:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    …except you, Aquaman.

  28. Anomoly | 9:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I watered myself and now I smell like pee.

  29. Myself | 10:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what you do in the Male Piss Room.

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