Another life errr saved?

posted on 25 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

careful-drowning

Don’t get my carpet wet.

Photo courtesy of Richard Elson.
Found in Lijiang, China.

17 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Or cool running

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Just remember to fall in gently

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Please avoid floating rectangles, they may save your life

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    We have been drowning people for years and none of our customers has ever complained.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Water they trying to say?

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Are you drowning, Sir?
    – N … no, Officer, not yet, but I promise I will …!
    – I see. Step out of the water, please.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You wouldn’t want to slip and hit your head.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You are only allowed to drown yourself in the triangular pool!

  9. Frank Burns | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    As long as it doesn’t mess up my hair.

  10. Marum | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t panic and thrash about.

    Just relax, lie back, and enjoy your passing.

  11. Marum | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Just call Sweeney Todd.

    He will shave you.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: Slippery when dead

  13. Droll not Troll | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The large, aquatic moustaches will save you.

  14. Geo | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We’re tired of people being too dramatic, flailing their arms in the water and whatnot…

  15. Long Tom | 7:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Commit suicide if you like, but please don’t bother us about it!

  16. Marum | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0405. .Oh, you do get the odd churlish boor. Who is unwilling to participate in a perfectly good drowning.

  17. Peter | 9:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    followed by Careful Dying

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