But is it sandproof ward?

posted on 17 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

waterproof-bag

You’ll have to MAKE me enjoy the fun…

Photo courtesy of Lee Peterson.

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  1. algernon | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing like underwater snow and so on its all proof

  2. algernon | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I won’t be forced to fun

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The proof is in the pudding, so is it pudding proof?

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Did we mention it’s waterproof?

  5. Frank Burns | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Aquaman’s kryptonite.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Are we having fun yet?
    I’m gonna need some proof.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing gets in! This material should be perfect for building the wall on the Mexican border.

  8. DrLex | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    But is it 100% proof liquor proof?

  9. coffeebot | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Honey, have you been in my and so on items?

  10. coffeebot | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This will good protect my iPhone for Engrish times.

  11. Marum | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    I have a waterproof bag too. I keep all my nuts in it.

  12. Marum | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Warta poof bag!

  13. Marum | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Before it goes to press, the LGTBQI magazine is poof read.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Als useful for keeping sew-on items. Just be careful with the needles.

  15. jjhitt | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re enjoying the fun too much.

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 5:10 am: I’m sure they get lezz errors that way.

  17. Chris | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I HATE fun!

  18. Geo | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    “Waterproof bag is the new generation waterproof bag”
    Well, that clears everything up.

  19. Long Tom | 7:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    They forgot “earthquake proof”!

  20. Pete | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Typical.

    Some Asian languages use the same grammar pattern for both “make someone do something” and “allow/let someone do something”.

    A Japanese person close to me gets this mixed up all the time, the whole “make vs. lets” mix up thing is as consistent as the “R vs. L” thing and the “He vs. She” mix up thing.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – And the under water in door activities a ward nominees are … !

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I never enjoy the fun. It includes too many swimming poor, the unnecessary sub-standard.

  23. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mp5, mp6, mp7, etc., etc., etc…

  24. Droll not Troll | 3:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you need to go to hospital, take one of these bags to make sure they put you in a dustproof ward.

  25. EffEff | 10:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Holy sandproof ward, Batman!
    Holy Burt Ward, Robin!

  26. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 0950. I had a similar problem with the Motuan language, (PNG) as to who did what to whom. ie. The boy bit the dog, or the dog bit the boy. It is all in the suffix on the verb.
    They were in hysterics, when I described how this big fish caught me, dragged me into the boat and killed me, and then I cooked and ate it.

  27. Dervrak | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried to save money by purchasing the 87% Waterproof Bag….big mistake.

  28. Peter | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    NOT guaranteed Engrish-proof nor idiot-proof . . .

  29. OI812 | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One in a series of standard equipments to enjoy all funs.

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