Doesn’t the toilet get flashed enough?

posted on 14 Mar 2017 in Instructions, Signs

flashing

Photo courtesy of James.
Found in Japan. 

28 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Approved by Flush Gordon.

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Careful where you point that thing

  3. algernon | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh John, don’t make me laugh

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Gonna tie my pecker to my leg.”
    -Mojo Nixon.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Or press the buttON.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll try, but it’s hard.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    This toilet is not operating at peek performance.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a problem with the ballcock.

  9. Marum | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    AWW! Can’t i wave it around a leetle.

  10. Marum | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Hear about the flasher who snuck into a convent.

    He was able to escape two weeks later.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Hurry up, Hairy!

  12. Frank Burns | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    “So the bloke stood there for hours, waiting for the light to come on……”

  13. Big Fat Cat | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Taking selfie of your excrement – Brownie!

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    And sometimes you may need to pull the knob.

  15. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I suspect this is a trick by Reverse-Flash meant to slow me down.

  16. Droll not Troll | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Especially during a full moon.

  17. J-Luke | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It may be hard, so watch out.

  18. Pete | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Introducing: “The Flush”
    Proud member of the Justice League’s sanitation team!

  19. Lora | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t really flash the toilet. I moon it.

  20. Eggrish | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Say cheese!” as your butt cracks a smile during the flash.

  21. Geo | 1:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know they made toilets for fireflies!

  22. Long Tom | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Big Fat Cat: There is already a website called “ratemypoo.com” with that very purpose in mind.

    And no, I refuse to provide a link to it.

  23. EffEff | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep the lid down. The disintegration flash may blind you, or expose you to needless radiation.

  24. Droll not Troll | 6:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, that explains the “Members Only” sign on the door.

  25. Filboid | 6:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hold it down?!! Then what’s the point of flashing?

  26. jjhitt | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Reboot raincoat after applying flash.

  27. OI812 | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So that it fertilizes Man’s Field.

  28. Peter | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just in case you snapped your peanuts by accident.

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