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posted on 5 Mar 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

welsh-lady-ass-fudge

Photo courtesy of Bret Mackenzie.
Found at a Tesco in the UK.

38 captions

  1. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    $H1T NO!!!

  2. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that what that “ripping” sound was?

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Brown in colour

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Smells fresh

  5. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Here comma de fudge!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the Welsh lady leeks.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t believe it’s not butt!

  8. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    That will teach he rto eat, at the local Chew and Spew.

  9. Marum | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Chew and Spew = Aust vernacular, for a dodgy snack bar.

  10. A Non-Y Mouse | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Welsh Lady lemonade may be piss but their ass fudge is the sh!t!

  11. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It doesn’t sound like it’s all that great, but those Clubcard points!

  12. Yu No Hoo | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    She must be an aristocrap.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Lord and Lady of the Manur.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a cracking good treat.

  15. J-Luke | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes! Clubcard points!

  16. J-Luke | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Right next to the butt-er Scotch.

  17. Droll not Troll | 6:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    We apologise for the incontinence, boyo.

  18. Droll not Troll | 6:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, those Welsh fudge packers!

  19. Geo | 9:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    The same Tesco has this sign pasted on their entrance:
    PART-TIME ASS. REQUIRED
    ENQUIRE WITHIN

  20. Geo | 9:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems like the makers of this product don’t do a half-assed job.

  21. Filboid | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s what a Welsh rarebit is!

  22. Pete | 1:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @Filboid:

    More like a Welsh Rarebutt, I’d say!

  23. Garst | 2:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it freshly packed?

  24. jjhitt | 6:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The Production Analysis group found nothing wrong with the naming of this product.
    PROD ANAL should know.

  25. jjhitt | 6:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Jonah spent three nights in the belly of the Wales.

  26. EffEff | 8:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Prince Will and Prince Harry each spent nine months in the belly of the Princess of Wales.

  27. Droll not Troll | 9:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Geo | 9:44 am: Now I’m curious to know what the ASS. is the rest of the time.

  28. Salome | 9:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Mrs Morgan’s been doing it again!

  29. DrLex | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The things we do for Clubcard points…

  30. Classic Steve | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 3  

    Strictly speaking, this isn’t Engrish. Someone just didn’t realize how abbreviating “assorted” without a period would look.

  31. combat_rock | 5:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Get it while it’s hot!

  32. Myself | 11:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve 7:35
    Isn’t that the nature of Engrish? Stuff turns out a lot weirder than the writer intended it to be?

  33. Wm Jas | 12:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, to Brits, an ass is just a donkey. Arse fudge, now…

  34. Marum | 4:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Just make sure you avoid Welsh minors.

  35. olog-hai | 8:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Tell us more about Bonnie Tyler’s donkey.

  36. EffEff | 1:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Or Catherine Zeta-Jones’s donkey….

  37. Marum | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    This could be caused by too many Welsh miners working the rear adit.

  38. Peter | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shape of a she-donkey?

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