Engrish quantity is good

posted on 12 Mar 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Toys

fire-engine-toy

Photo courtesy of Zarand Schuller.
Fire engine toy from China.

25 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    CAUTION: Keep heroes out of children

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    Might that be the ‘Children of the Porn’ series?

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |

    The Children of today they can do anything

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |

    So its a play fire

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |

    Quantity might be good, but quality still needs to be translated.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |

    “You always hurt the toy you love…”

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    Dissolve a fire fight hero – just add water.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am |

    WARNING: In case of confidence, use fire hero extinguisher or throw a hand grenade.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:04 am |

    What about doing a police officer? Will he be dissolved?

  10. Marum | 5:10 am |

    ARSON: For fun, recreation, and profit.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:38 am |

    Grow to rise child; it’s the yeast you can do.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:49 am |

    How does it dissolve a fire hero? It gets the hose again.

  13. Marum | 6:34 am |

    This most adorable little girl is wheeling her wagon past the Fire Station.She has it set up like a miniature Fire-engine, with a hose, and a little ladder, and her dog and cat puling it.

    One of the firemen admires her little wagon, but notices that while one cord is attached to the dog’s collar, the other is tied to the Tomcat’s testicles.

    He says. “Little girl, I don’t want to tell you.how to run your outfit, but wouldn’t it go faster if you had the cord attached to the cat’s collar also?”

    She replies. “Yeth mithter. But then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

  14. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:54 am |

    Poor guy forgot to wear his hazmat suit. But there’s a good quantity where he came from.

  15. Geo | 7:03 am |

    Experience the real pain and suffering that firefighters have to go through when braving the infernos they combat in their hot, sweltering suits.

  16. jjhitt | 7:39 am |

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done!! I’m melting, melting.

  17. UCity | 8:55 am |

    Dissolve a fire hero? You mean like those sponge capsule toys?

  18. EffEff | 11:21 am |

    You’re supposed to dissolve the fire, not the hero.

  19. Long Tom | 1:30 pm |

    Big Fat Cat: Body Count needs to write another song for the firemen:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu1vrb-cvwU

  20. iLock | 9:51 pm |

    Wow, my comment on yesterdays Engrish was eerily prophetic…
    Imitate the true series indeed!

  21. RT | 10:36 pm |

    i am planting seeds today in the fall, hoping that once spring arrives, we will get a fresh crop of firefighters to dissolve.

  22. Eggrish | 11:44 pm |

    Nothing will get a kid to break out of their shell better than roasting a fireman with a flamethrower. Teaches them irony the right way too.

  23. Marum | 3:31 am |

    ♫I was dancing with my darling to the Tenessee Waltz,
    At the annual Fireman’s Ball,
    And the dress she qwas wearing was made of newspapers that’s all,
    But her dress it caught fire and burnt her entire,
    Front page sporting section and all♪

  24. DrLex | 3:56 am |

    I recommend acetone. It also burns well, by the way.

  25. Peter | 2:31 pm |

    CAUTION:
    Nitric Acid (Fire Hero Solvent)

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