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posted on 12 Mar 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Toys

fire-engine-toy

Photo courtesy of Zarand Schuller.
Fire engine toy from China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    CAUTION: Keep heroes out of children

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Might that be the ‘Children of the Porn’ series?

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    The Children of today they can do anything

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    So its a play fire

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Quantity might be good, but quality still needs to be translated.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “You always hurt the toy you love…”

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Dissolve a fire fight hero – just add water.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: In case of confidence, use fire hero extinguisher or throw a hand grenade.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What about doing a police officer? Will he be dissolved?

  10. Marum | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    ARSON: For fun, recreation, and profit.

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Grow to rise child; it’s the yeast you can do.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    How does it dissolve a fire hero? It gets the hose again.

  13. Marum | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    This most adorable little girl is wheeling her wagon past the Fire Station.She has it set up like a miniature Fire-engine, with a hose, and a little ladder, and her dog and cat puling it.

    One of the firemen admires her little wagon, but notices that while one cord is attached to the dog’s collar, the other is tied to the Tomcat’s testicles.

    He says. “Little girl, I don’t want to tell you.how to run your outfit, but wouldn’t it go faster if you had the cord attached to the cat’s collar also?”

    She replies. “Yeth mithter. But then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

  14. A Non-Y Mouse | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Poor guy forgot to wear his hazmat suit. But there’s a good quantity where he came from.

  15. Geo | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Experience the real pain and suffering that firefighters have to go through when braving the infernos they combat in their hot, sweltering suits.

  16. jjhitt | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! You cursed brat! Look what you’ve done!! I’m melting, melting.

  17. UCity | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dissolve a fire hero? You mean like those sponge capsule toys?

  18. EffEff | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    You’re supposed to dissolve the fire, not the hero.

  19. Long Tom | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Big Fat Cat: Body Count needs to write another song for the firemen:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu1vrb-cvwU

  20. iLock | 9:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, my comment on yesterdays Engrish was eerily prophetic…
    Imitate the true series indeed!

  21. RT | 10:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i am planting seeds today in the fall, hoping that once spring arrives, we will get a fresh crop of firefighters to dissolve.

  22. Eggrish | 11:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing will get a kid to break out of their shell better than roasting a fireman with a flamethrower. Teaches them irony the right way too.

  23. Marum | 3:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫I was dancing with my darling to the Tenessee Waltz,
    At the annual Fireman’s Ball,
    And the dress she qwas wearing was made of newspapers that’s all,
    But her dress it caught fire and burnt her entire,
    Front page sporting section and all♪

  24. DrLex | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I recommend acetone. It also burns well, by the way.

  25. Peter | 2:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION:
    Nitric Acid (Fire Hero Solvent)

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