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posted on 26 Mar 2017 in Buildings, Chinglish

jinsong-oral-cavity

Front door can open real wide if need be…

Photo courtesy of Wenxi Feng.
Found in Beijing, China.
It should be Jinsong Dental Hostpital.

28 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Well blow me down

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Open wide come inside.

  3. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Never force your lady. Just lie back and enjoy.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s dark in here …

  5. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Q: What is the differnce between a tyre, and an Aussie wife.

    A. No matter how many years you have had a tyre, it will still go down on you. 😡

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Now open your oral cavity, Mrs. Wang!

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Mouth

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    This article is about the bady part. For the Jinsong bady part, see Hu Man mouth. For other uses, open mouth (disambiguation).

    In Chinese anatomy, commonly referred to as the mouth, under formal names such as the oral cavity …

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This place sucks!

  9. J-Luke | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t go in; it’s a trap!

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We are Orelly Men.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    My dentist is Australian but my chiropractor is of Chinese extraction.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t ask what they call the rear entrance!

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Reputation gained by word of mouth.

  14. Droll not Troll | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    You’re gonna need a bigger drill!

  15. Long Tom | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Bring your kids there to show them what happens when they don’t brush their teeth!

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Hee doctor. Shi nurse. Yu Sing (Jin Song).

  17. Marum | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd 0411. well! That certainly cleared tht up. :roll:

  18. Marum | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Much like the time my curiosity go the better of me, over the LGBTQI mnemonic. I had the rest taped, but couldn’t fuigure out what the “I” was.

    Seems that “I” = intersex.

    Intersex = They who have no unambiguous characterustics, of either male, or female. (unquuote)

    Now I am even more confused. I have no idea of what iit is, or who they are.

    Your explanation ranks up there, with that one.

  19. Marum | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW. I would have thought oral sex, was one of its (sic mouth) finest uses.

  20. Marum | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    For instance. It would not cover Ladyboys. For they are unamibuously male, even if they have boobs. if one does not have a VayJay, one is (unambiguously) male.

  21. Marum | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Also. Regarding thee other uses of tthe mouth. They are so ultra prosaic. Eating, drinking, speaking, and licking postage-stamps.

    Both I, and my only true love, concurred.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum | 6:35 am: Oral sux!

  23. UCity | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be a real hole-in-the-wall place.

  24. Big Fat Cat | 11:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    JinSong likes Ginseng.

  25. Lora | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Dental appointments are usually at tooth-hurty. (2:30)

  26. Geo | 3:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You use your oral cavity to sing a JinSONG.

  27. Pete | 8:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    You say Gin seng,
    They say Jin song,

    All I can say is,
    When I did oral on HER cavity,
    Jen sung!!!

  28. Peter | 9:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Enter the CAVITY, and your wildest dreams are fulFILLED.

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