Funny wonderful, just like Vegas.

posted on 8 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

gambling-games

Thanks. Now I have infinite gambling addiction.

Photo courtesy of Georg Müller-Kaiser.
Toy set from China.

31 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    Jack Pot!

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Gambling games which, after you lose all your money, become the hunger games.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    – Look, Mommy! It toys, gambles and games!

  4. Yu No Hoo | 5:00 am |

    My infinite joy is at odds with my empty wallet.

  5. Marum | 5:19 am |

    I was addicted to strip chess.

    You never won any money, but you won lots of wonderful other things.

  6. Long Tom | 5:23 am |

    Cheaper than going to a gambling house presumably.

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:53 am |

    It’s all fun and games until someone loses a shirt.

  8. iLock | 5:57 am |

    Rou lets!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:03 am |

    CAUTION: May contain tracy’s of trump card and russian roulette

  10. iLock | 6:03 am |

    When you’re older kid, this will be an interesting addictions.
    It must bring you infinite joy!! Yeah, keep believing that…
    Then you run out of money, go crazy, start saying things like
    ‘every style funny wonderful!!’
    Then before you know it, you’re on the street all insane wearing sweat pants together with a suit jacket…

  11. Frank Burns | 8:06 am |

    We used to play “Russian roulette” with cap guns.

    I blame the “Deer Hunter” film.

  12. UCity | 8:23 am |

    Not sure if gambling chips… or Pogs.

  13. Pete | 8:55 am |

    Hmmm….infinite joy, or Macau?
    Decisions, decisions….

  14. UCity | 9:10 am |

    Ah yes, I remember the gambling games of my youth, though I would characterize my style as “throwing darts while blindfolded” more than “funny wonderful”.

  15. Bite the wax tadpole | 9:38 am |

    It must bring you infinite joy or else it gets the hose again

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:08 pm |

    I’d rather walking dead.

  17. Geo | 12:49 pm |

    I wouldn’t recommend this toy set. It’s a load of craps!

  18. algernon | 12:56 pm |

    Why the poker face

  19. algernon | 12:57 pm |

    Training for a lot of poorness infinitely

  20. Pete | 1:46 pm |

    @Marum:

    Please to see my appendage to post of yours yesterday.

  21. Marum | 3:39 pm |

    @Pete. Too true, sadly.

    Some couple of weeks after we were married, I set out to “seduce” my newly acquired aussie wife.
    The setting was perfect; a deserted healand overlooking the ocean, with a full moon starting to rise. A picnic (dinner?) with a good bottle of wine. A tarp pegged out, with a cowhide rug on top.

    So I carried my new wife to the venue, gently set her down, and commenced operations. After about 20 minutes of trying to get her in the mood, she said. “Let’s go home.”

    With total clarity, I could see my life stretching in front of me. So I drank the wine, instead of her.

    I guess I am too much of a sucker (no pun intended) for romance. Although my asian lady used to use this to her advantage. But she always preferred 3hrs of loving, to a 15 minute quickie. In fact, when I set up such a venue for her, neither of us ever got to even taste the wine. It usually got bowled over within 5 minutes, or less.

  22. Filboid | 7:13 pm |

    Wunnerful, wunnerful…ana wun ana two…
    Welcome to the Lawrence Welk casino!!

  23. Marum | 9:02 am |

    ♫VIVA LAS VEGAS♫ (Elvis Parsley) {What’s green and sings}

  24. Marum | 9:08 am |

    Haha. Like all Elvis movies, it is just an excuse for him to sing.
    But Ann Margaret upstaged him.

  25. jjhitt | 9:53 am |

    Ha! Ha! You lose!

  26. EffEff | 1:14 pm |

    How can a Rubik’s cube (that’s what I assume is in the package) be used for gambling?

  27. Marum | 2:20 pm |

    @effEff 1314.
    I received one as a present, which had nude women on each side. So unless you knew intimately, the bits of each lady, I would asume it was unsolvable.

    Thus I would assume that, that, was something of a gamble. Or is that a gambol. errrrgglll.

  28. Marum | 2:29 pm |

    Actually. I wonder if that would be called “A Rubik Pube”?

  29. Droll not Troll | 5:20 pm |

    @Marum | 2:29 pm: Wouldn’t that be a Pubik Cube?

  30. EffEff | 11:38 pm |

    Junior, don’t play with your Pubik Cube in Publik.

  31. zankhana | 11:39 pm |

    @ Marum – what’s green and sings? Frank Snotra

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