Funny wonderful, just like Vegas.

posted on 8 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

gambling-games

Thanks. Now I have infinite gambling addiction.

Photo courtesy of Georg Müller-Kaiser.
Toy set from China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Jack Pot!

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Gambling games which, after you lose all your money, become the hunger games.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Look, Mommy! It toys, gambles and games!

  4. Yu No Hoo | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    My infinite joy is at odds with my empty wallet.

  5. Marum | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 26  Subtract rating 1  

    I was addicted to strip chess.

    You never won any money, but you won lots of wonderful other things.

  6. Long Tom | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Cheaper than going to a gambling house presumably.

  7. Droll not Troll | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s all fun and games until someone loses a shirt.

  8. iLock | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Rou lets!

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: May contain tracy’s of trump card and russian roulette

  10. iLock | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    When you’re older kid, this will be an interesting addictions.
    It must bring you infinite joy!! Yeah, keep believing that…
    Then you run out of money, go crazy, start saying things like
    ‘every style funny wonderful!!’
    Then before you know it, you’re on the street all insane wearing sweat pants together with a suit jacket…

  11. Frank Burns | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    We used to play “Russian roulette” with cap guns.

    I blame the “Deer Hunter” film.

  12. UCity | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not sure if gambling chips… or Pogs.

  13. Pete | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm….infinite joy, or Macau?
    Decisions, decisions….

  14. UCity | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah yes, I remember the gambling games of my youth, though I would characterize my style as “throwing darts while blindfolded” more than “funny wonderful”.

  15. Bite the wax tadpole | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It must bring you infinite joy or else it gets the hose again

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d rather walking dead.

  17. Geo | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I wouldn’t recommend this toy set. It’s a load of craps!

  18. algernon | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Why the poker face

  19. algernon | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Training for a lot of poorness infinitely

  20. Pete | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum:

    Please to see my appendage to post of yours yesterday.

  21. Marum | 3:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete. Too true, sadly.

    Some couple of weeks after we were married, I set out to “seduce” my newly acquired aussie wife.
    The setting was perfect; a deserted healand overlooking the ocean, with a full moon starting to rise. A picnic (dinner?) with a good bottle of wine. A tarp pegged out, with a cowhide rug on top.

    So I carried my new wife to the venue, gently set her down, and commenced operations. After about 20 minutes of trying to get her in the mood, she said. “Let’s go home.”

    With total clarity, I could see my life stretching in front of me. So I drank the wine, instead of her.

    I guess I am too much of a sucker (no pun intended) for romance. Although my asian lady used to use this to her advantage. But she always preferred 3hrs of loving, to a 15 minute quickie. In fact, when I set up such a venue for her, neither of us ever got to even taste the wine. It usually got bowled over within 5 minutes, or less.

  22. Filboid | 7:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Wunnerful, wunnerful…ana wun ana two…
    Welcome to the Lawrence Welk casino!!

  23. Marum | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫VIVA LAS VEGAS♫ (Elvis Parsley) {What’s green and sings}

  24. Marum | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha. Like all Elvis movies, it is just an excuse for him to sing.
    But Ann Margaret upstaged him.

  25. jjhitt | 9:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Ha! Ha! You lose!

  26. EffEff | 1:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    How can a Rubik’s cube (that’s what I assume is in the package) be used for gambling?

  27. Marum | 2:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    @effEff 1314.
    I received one as a present, which had nude women on each side. So unless you knew intimately, the bits of each lady, I would asume it was unsolvable.

    Thus I would assume that, that, was something of a gamble. Or is that a gambol. errrrgglll.

  28. Marum | 2:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually. I wonder if that would be called “A Rubik Pube”?

  29. Droll not Troll | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 2:29 pm: Wouldn’t that be a Pubik Cube?

  30. EffEff | 11:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Junior, don’t play with your Pubik Cube in Publik.

  31. zankhana | 11:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum – what’s green and sings? Frank Snotra

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