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posted on 22 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

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It’s how you use it…

Photo courtesy of Alexander Redfield.
Menu spotted in Beijing, China.

29 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    And begged for more

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    It tastes fine

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |

    And then Millet pepper’s love began to grow.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |

    What a Cupid stunt!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |

    After a short engagement, she broke it off.

  6. zankhana | 4:51 am |

    Well I’m told it’s not the size as much as how you use it…… believe that and your address is somewhere next to the tooth fairy…….

  7. Pete | 4:58 am |

    Reading the characters the translation is accurate!
    ‘Cept I’d have used the word “rooster”.
    (Hehe)

  8. DrLex | 5:06 am |

    The subscript reads: medium spicy taste. So it isn’t just small, it’s also not very hot.

  9. Droll not Troll | 5:10 am |

    Warning: may contain nuts.

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:28 am |

    Fair enough, but “what’s love got to do with it”?

  11. Droll not Troll | 5:29 am |

    @Pete | 4:58 am: Fair enough, but “what’s love got to do with it”?

  12. Big Fat Cat | 5:48 am |

    Can I pay 96 yen for a big one?

  13. Conventi | 6:08 am |

    Still a better love story than “Twilight”.

  14. Pete | 7:42 am |

    @DnT 5:28:

    Not much anymore, especially since after that he gave her the shaft.
    ; – )

  15. Pete | 7:43 am |

    @Marum 7:07:

    I see what ya did there!
    :)

  16. Marum | 8:02 am |

    @ Pete. It was intended as a double entendre.

    Thus, in both meanings, it would be correct.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:52 am |

    His brother, Sgt. Pepper, just slipped.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:54 am |

    Toilet pepper was too picky.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:27 am |

    So that’s before / after photo?

  20. Geo | 12:42 pm |

    Must be platonic love.

  21. Pete | 1:26 pm |

    @Marum 8:02:

    I know, mate.
    I was simply complimenting your work.
    :)

  22. Pete | 1:27 pm |

    Is ghost pepper what’s left over afterward?

  23. Rt | 3:44 pm |

    There’s hope for men like me!

  24. Long Tom | 5:24 pm |

    @zankhana: Actually it’s true. Not all women love Long Dong Silvers.

  25. jjhitt | 1:53 am |

    I’d like to try this, but I’m a little chicken.

  26. A Non-Y Mouse | 2:10 am |

    Be gentle with the peppercorns.

  27. Dervrak | 6:46 am |

    And if there is one thing Asians know about…..

  28. Marum | 5:53 am |

    One could but hope, that she fell in love withn the owner of the appendage.

  29. tankero | 1:08 pm |

    Good Golly Miss Molly, I Got It !
    Millet pepper with Tutti Frutti and Chicken Little Baby

    Ain’t That Good News

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