Have used you feel very vexed?

posted on 23 Mar 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

supersealer

Kitchen is ground zero for depraved dailylife.

Photo courtesy of Megan O’Shaughnessy.
Imported from China. 

24 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    Yes, have all have had.

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Stale becomes fresh and sealed

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Careful what one pulls

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    At first I couldn’t understand protection against the tide, then I saw it’s a sea-ler.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    It’s good to be relaxed when one pulls.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    – Mommy, what is seal machine?
    – It’s where little seals, nonutility and herm etic come from, sweetie.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    For water leaking from in the nightlylife we have an even more effective bedside model.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    To be or nonutility be, that is the vexed question.

  9. SF | 4:24 am |

    Get sealed, you depraved non utility.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:26 am |

    Relaxed one pulls. Stiff one pushes.

  11. algernon | 4:30 am |

    Must be Wayne Carr relaxing

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |

    Seal your depravity in a plastic cavity.

  13. DrLex | 4:58 am |

    My state of mind has become too mildewed and depraved to understand these instructions.

  14. Marum | 5:05 am |

    A wicked old witch of The Rhone,
    Cursed a nubile younf harlot named joan,
    The men weren’t amused,
    But their minds were bemused,
    For she had been hermetically sealed up with stone.

  15. iLock | 6:07 am |

    Yes, simplicity… Uhh, yeeah…..

  16. Big Fat Cat | 6:14 am |

    It seals your sac perfectly.

  17. Lora | 11:57 am |

    By the time I finished trying to read and understand of of this, the food I was going to seal became mildewed, which made me very vexed, indeed.

  18. Geo | 1:02 pm |

    I would be VERY vexed indeed if some mentioned my nonutility!

  19. jjhitt | 5:47 am |

    Dailylife is taking on water. All hands to the lifeboats!

  20. jjhitt | 5:50 am |

    This is a VEX rated product.

  21. Myself | 3:21 am |

    We will go to the ends of the Earth to find the culprit of this depraved, becomingmildewed crime.

  22. Myself | 3:23 am |

    I was wondering where all the water was leaking from, then I realized – it was from my daily life! I used SUPERSEALER and it worked like a charm! Now I’m recommending SUPERSEALER to all my friends.

  23. Peter | 9:40 am |

    To be relaxed or to be vexed?
    That is the question.

  24. Tom P. | 8:14 pm |

    I actually owned one of these devices (different brand). It worked very well… for a while (battery operated – cheaply manufactured). But, now I feel depraved for using it.

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