I forgot…I’m a scullery maid.

posted on 13 Mar 2017 in Household Items


In a minute, you, smudge won’t exist.

Photo courtesy of R.J.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can wash the universe?

  2. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Reality would return in spades, if they rubbed your bum with that.

  3. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Know your place

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m a little scour

  5. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    This would be one of the great disadvantages, of being a monarch.

  6. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    Bring on the Repubik.


  7. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, it doesn’t look like a brush, but it’s a brush because the King says it is!

  8. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    Kim Jong Un washed his male part with this.

    He ended up with a new clear weapon.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Cleanliness is next to realityness.

  10. Marum | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    There was a company in Brissie, which sold a product like that.

    Its name was Handcock and Gore.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Try also our:

    Dairy Queen Soap
    Kentucky Fried Clean
    Wc Donald

    Returning the pollution of your life!

  12. Big Fat Cat | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Lord of The Scrub – Fellowship of the Real life.

  13. Marum | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    This is neither a brush nor a scrubber. It is called a Yark.

    It is fitted to automatic Japanese toilets. Also handles are fitted to the ceiling. After you finish you get a spray of water, and a forcful scrub with this.

    You then yell; YAAAARRRRKKK! And swing from the handles. The bidet then fires one inch steel ball bearing at the back of your nuts, and bumhole, until it shoots you down, and you fall back on the toilet. Then the Yark re engages.

    This usually keeps most westerners amused for half a day, until they figure out which of the half a million buttons on the remote control, stops the fligging proceedure.

  14. Marum | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    Japanese however – appear to be born with this knowledge.

  15. Marum | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    For people from geologically stable countries like Australia, this is probably their first experience of the “Ring of Fire”.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Say no to rugs.

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It is Clean King now but with regular use it becomes Dirty Queen.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I clean the sink, therefore I am.

  19. Pete | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Run awayyyyyy!!!
    Run awayyyyyy!!!

    I’m trying to freakin’ ESCAPE the reality of my life, NOT return to it!

    How about an implement that’d CHANGE the reality of my life?
    Now THAT’S a product I’d not only buy, I’d invest in it!

    Return to my reality…sheesh…the very IDEA.
    Some product manager somewhere oughta be fired…if not SHOT.

  20. J-Luke | 8:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Using bubbles of soap to burst your own.

  21. J-Luke | 8:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect for your very own queen.

  22. UCity | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So you mean the tile grout isn’t really white with a lovely mottling of brown and black? Awww.

  23. Geo | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t it easier to just take the red pill?

  24. iLock | 1:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve used many cleaning products, currently using something called
    Magic Sponge, but I’m becoming disillusioned with it.

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