I’m not impressed…

posted on 7 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

Creamy_Dreams

I remember when creamy was only 2…

Photo courtesy of Alissa Laderer.
Found in China.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Why am I wet

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Something and all that jazz

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When hot and black is not enough.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Impresso, Madam?

  5. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    I doubt she. would be that impressed, but still very happy

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    20% cotton / 80% hardon

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Those dreams only used to make my pyjama pants damp. I wasn’t impressed.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    5 times a night? That would be impressive!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Permanent Impressed.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock: Hardon is a wood fibre, I suppose?

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The maid, not so much.

  12. Marum | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    If you can regularly manage number 5 with style, she will be so impressed, she will brag to all her girlfriends. Suddenly, you will have nearly a dozen asian ladies, lusting after you.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll | 4:26: Well, it only happens to me when I’m pressed…

  14. Pete | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Mamba Number Five!

  15. Marum | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    That is the difference between an asian lady and an australian one.

    Asian lady: She will asssume that you fiind her so entertaining, you don’t ever want to stop..

    Australian lady: HURRY UP!!

  16. zankhana | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Note the position and shape of the pockets. Could well explain how creamy dreams came to be.

  17. Marum | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm. Which, in my case, was a dead accurate deduction.

  18. jjhitt | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not Vegan.

  19. Geo | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am
    95% cotton / 5% expandex

  20. UCity | 11:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Sweet dreams are made of cream
    Who am I to be impressed?
    I travel the world and the 5 seas.

  21. EffEff | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Anyone else remember the “creamy dreamy” Caramilk chocolate bar commercial from the 1970s? That was long before the “Caramilk secret” commercials,

  22. Pete | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    @Marum 5:00:

    You think YOU’VE got it bad, mate?
    I’m gonna append to your original:

    Asian lady: She will asssume that you fiind her so entertaining, you don’t ever want to stop..

    Australian lady: HURRY UP!!

    American lady: DON’T TOUCH ME, YOU PIG, YOU MORON!!!

  23. Marum | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @UCity 1132.. When my asian lady really begged me to, I could take her to the high “C”s :wink:.

  24. Marum | 8:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    😉

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