Is this real life?

posted on 16 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Household Items

health-enjoy-exist

Exist doesn’t have to taste bad…

Photo courtesy of Vivi Suen.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    Survive

  2. Marum | 4:02 am |

    They probably mean “Heath”,

    It’s great for Highland Cattle..

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |

    On sickness?

  4. Marum | 4:05 am |

    PROST!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Drink!

  6. Marum | 4:07 am |

    Also “Gesundheit!” (which is the best mountain in the….HELPS!)

  7. Marum | 4:11 am |

    Strange unpreposessing brown liquid, with a name no scots man nor colleen can prononce properley….TEA.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:11 am |

    Can I buy existence with a drink?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |

    Or else … 2017!

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |

    Nobody enjoys not existing.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:15 am |

    Orange you glad you had some?

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    Health, enjoy and exist are so last century …

  13. Marum | 4:16 am |

    Actually. Black Tea goes well with a nip or two of good Scotch Whisky in it.
    In fact I’m drinking it now.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:19 am |

    I yum what I am.

  15. Marum | 4:19 am |

    @Yu No Hoo. 0413. But how would you know? Has any non existant person ever told you? :roll:

  16. Pete | 4:32 am |

    To drink or not to drink…is that the question?

  17. jjhitt | 4:45 am |

    I am. Therefore I drink.

  18. Marum | 4:46 am |

    It’s an anagram. = The sex lane, joy hit.

  19. jjhitt | 4:49 am |

    Looks like Donald Trump’s tanning lotion.

  20. Marum | 4:49 am |

    Sort of like every scots laddies ambition….To fimd a tartan jumper.

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |

    Actually, it makes more sense if you read it backwards!

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:30 am |

    Exist is better when freshly squeezed.

  23. Marum | 5:34 am |

    @DnT 0503 Like so?

    Tsixe yojne htlaeh. Ваше здоровье! (Good health!)

  24. Marum | 5:36 am |

    @DnT 0530.

    Indeed. So too are women.

  25. Marum | 5:38 am |

    Ladies are like Pianos.

    When they are not upright – they are grand.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:27 am |

    There is no spoon.

  27. UCity | 8:38 am |

    I propose a toast: to exist!

  28. Lora | 12:34 pm |

    It seems that the healthier you live, the less you enjoy existing.

    Speaking of which, I don’t smoke, drink alcohol, fool around, or even swear much, so I *have* to eat junk food sometimes or I’ll be what, perfect? ^_^

  29. Geo | 12:48 pm |

    Carpe diem or CUPpe diem?

  30. Marum | 3:08 pm |

    @Lora 1234.

    He was a vey careful man,
    He never drank nor smoked,
    He never swore he never lied,
    And never ever joked,
    And when at last he passed away,
    Insursance was denied,
    Becuse they said he never lived,
    They claimed he never died.

  31. Droll not Troll | 5:40 pm |

    @Marum | 5:36 am: So, squeeze them enough and get 2 girls in 1 cup? 😛

  32. EffEff | 9:18 pm |

    The red pill in (orange) liquid form!

  33. Droll not Troll | 9:31 pm |

    @Marum | 5:38 am: Where are you finding these ladies with 3 legs?

  34. Droll not Troll | 9:34 pm |

    It exist, so… Rule 34 applies.

  35. Eggrish | 11:09 pm |

    There is a health exist at here. Please to enjoy.

  36. Marum | 5:20 am |

    @DnT 2131. What appears to be the third leg, is actually me. 😀

  37. Marum | 5:23 am |

    Didn,tcha notice it doesn’t have a knee?

  38. Long Tom | 7:40 am |

    From “The Cask Of Amontillado” by Edgar Allan Poe:

    “I drink,” said Fortunato, “to the dead that repose around us.”
    “And I to your long life.”

    In the story, of course, Fortunato would not have a long life.

  39. Long Tom | 2:39 pm |

    @jjhitt: DOn’t you mean Trump’s hair dye?

  40. iLock | 11:14 pm |

    If you spill our Health drink just use Clean King Brush to further return the reality of your life.

  41. Myself | 12:09 pm |

    Exit does not exist.

  42. Peter | 2:52 pm |

    Nope thanks.
    I’d rather enjoy the papaya juice !

  43. money b | 3:57 pm |

    @marum, just stop, it’s not funny and completely disgusting

  44. Marum | 5:29 am |

    @money b 0357. You have to have a filthy mind to get it.. Just like Benny Hill. It is just inference, and how you interpret it.

    I may hve merely been sitting under the Piano, supporting it.

  45. Marum | 3:48 pm |

    BTW: In English, it is linguistically impossible to be “given offence”.

    Offence, is something you have to take.

  46. Pete | 1:17 pm |

    Exist We Much!

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