Is this real life?

posted on 16 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Household Items

health-enjoy-exist

Exist doesn’t have to taste bad…

Photo courtesy of Vivi Suen.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Survive

  2. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    They probably mean “Heath”,

    It’s great for Highland Cattle..

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    On sickness?

  4. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    PROST!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Drink!

  6. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Also “Gesundheit!” (which is the best mountain in the….HELPS!)

  7. Marum | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Strange unpreposessing brown liquid, with a name no scots man nor colleen can prononce properley….TEA.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I buy existence with a drink?

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or else … 2017!

  10. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Nobody enjoys not existing.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Orange you glad you had some?

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Health, enjoy and exist are so last century …

  13. Marum | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually. Black Tea goes well with a nip or two of good Scotch Whisky in it.
    In fact I’m drinking it now.

  14. Yu No Hoo | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I yum what I am.

  15. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo. 0413. But how would you know? Has any non existant person ever told you? :roll:

  16. Pete | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    To drink or not to drink…is that the question?

  17. jjhitt | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I am. Therefore I drink.

  18. Marum | 4:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s an anagram. = The sex lane, joy hit.

  19. jjhitt | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Looks like Donald Trump’s tanning lotion.

  20. Marum | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    Sort of like every scots laddies ambition….To fimd a tartan jumper.

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, it makes more sense if you read it backwards!

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Exist is better when freshly squeezed.

  23. Marum | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0503 Like so?

    Tsixe yojne htlaeh. Ваше здоровье! (Good health!)

  24. Marum | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 2  

    @DnT 0530.

    Indeed. So too are women.

  25. Marum | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 2  

    Ladies are like Pianos.

    When they are not upright – they are grand.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There is no spoon.

  27. UCity | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I propose a toast: to exist!

  28. Lora | 12:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    It seems that the healthier you live, the less you enjoy existing.

    Speaking of which, I don’t smoke, drink alcohol, fool around, or even swear much, so I *have* to eat junk food sometimes or I’ll be what, perfect? ^_^

  29. Geo | 12:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Carpe diem or CUPpe diem?

  30. Marum | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora 1234.

    He was a vey careful man,
    He never drank nor smoked,
    He never swore he never lied,
    And never ever joked,
    And when at last he passed away,
    Insursance was denied,
    Becuse they said he never lived,
    They claimed he never died.

  31. Droll not Troll | 5:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    @Marum | 5:36 am: So, squeeze them enough and get 2 girls in 1 cup? 😛

  32. EffEff | 9:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The red pill in (orange) liquid form!

  33. Droll not Troll | 9:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 5:38 am: Where are you finding these ladies with 3 legs?

  34. Droll not Troll | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It exist, so… Rule 34 applies.

  35. Eggrish | 11:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    There is a health exist at here. Please to enjoy.

  36. Marum | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    @DnT 2131. What appears to be the third leg, is actually me. 😀

  37. Marum | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Didn,tcha notice it doesn’t have a knee?

  38. Long Tom | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    From “The Cask Of Amontillado” by Edgar Allan Poe:

    “I drink,” said Fortunato, “to the dead that repose around us.”
    “And I to your long life.”

    In the story, of course, Fortunato would not have a long life.

  39. Long Tom | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    @jjhitt: DOn’t you mean Trump’s hair dye?

  40. iLock | 11:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you spill our Health drink just use Clean King Brush to further return the reality of your life.

  41. Myself | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Exit does not exist.

  42. Peter | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Nope thanks.
    I’d rather enjoy the papaya juice !

  43. money b | 3:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 90  

    @marum, just stop, it’s not funny and completely disgusting

  44. Marum | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @money b 0357. You have to have a filthy mind to get it.. Just like Benny Hill. It is just inference, and how you interpret it.

    I may hve merely been sitting under the Piano, supporting it.

  45. Marum | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW: In English, it is linguistically impossible to be “given offence”.

    Offence, is something you have to take.

  46. Pete | 1:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Exist We Much!

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