I’ve already got 12 mouths to feed…

posted on 2 Mar 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

penalty-6-mouths

Think how much I could drink with 6 more mouths…

Photo courtesy of Adri de Zwart.
Found at walkway in Thailand.

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  1. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this a trick question?

  2. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    You will be accused of insulting the Impremateur.

  3. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    How much alcohol for 6 mouths

  4. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    So gobby

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, bite me!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    They give lip service to punishment around here.

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Repeat offenders get an ear.

  8. DrLex | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Penalty: 6 mouthfuls of wodka

  9. Frank Burns | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Daddy drinks because you cry.

  10. Frank Burns | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Usually when I drink the penalty is another mouth nine months later.

  11. Frank Burns | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    People think I’m Catholic.

  12. Pete | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    They forgot to finish the sentence.
    They meant “six mouths to feed”.
    Meaning, the penalty is forcing you to adopt six thai orphans.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – 6 mouths and a drink, Sir.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: You will be fine.

  15. UCity | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    You know what they do in prison to people with 6 mouths, don’t you?

  16. Classic Steve | 8:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Not a merciful penalty if they carve six slits into you.

  17. Lora | 1:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey! Can’t you read that sign that says ‘fine for drinking’?!”
    “Yesh I can ossifer, and I *hic! * totally agree with it.*urp*”

  18. Geo | 1:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    A 10,000 billion fine of any currency seems like too much.

  19. UCity | 2:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Brings new meaning to the expression “talking out of both sides of one’s mouth”.

  20. OI812 | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Baht, Officer–”
    “Make that 60,000 baht! Do the mouth math!”

  21. Marum | 4:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve 0851

    God man! It said 6 mouths, not six vaginas.

  22. EffEff | 5:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I need this penalty like I need another nose.

  23. jjhitt | 7:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I cried because I had nothing to drink.
    And then I met a man who could not shut up.

  24. Eggrish | 8:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Take my all my mouths, but please … not my bitcoins!!

  25. Droll not Troll | 10:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Frank Burns | 5:47 am: I assume it doesn’t happen when it’s “that” time of the mouth.

  26. A Non-Y Mouse | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you sure this is in Thailand and not Phnom-nom-nom Penh?

  27. olog-hai | 1:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, this blows up that old heavy metal T-shirt meme: “I’ve got a drinking problem—two hands, but only one mouth!” Add five more gaping maws and you will wish you had ten stomachs to accommodate it all, never mind other associated parts of the alimentary canal, not to mention spare livers.

  28. Peter | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Argh . . . shut up !
    Everybody nose that.

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