Ma’am, spleen back in the boat!

organs-outside-the-boat

Everybody, all aboard…not you, alcoholic.

Photo courtesy of Michaella Hughes.
Found at Kaho Sok National Park in Thailand.

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a teetotaler dam can’t you tell by the liver

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s it no intestinal fortitude.

  3. Marum | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Looks like I’ll have to sail solo.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Manhood overboard!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    But I can’t fit an organ inside the boat; there’s barely room for a guitar!

  6. Marum | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    A quetion about Rule 2.

    Am I allowed to bend my Thai lady one the gunwhales, and make mad love to her.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    My hovercraft is full of organs.

  8. Marum | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Also. Am I allowed to stand on the sponsons, and pee into the water.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Too many Damn rules!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Would I bring an alcoholic into the Dam? Why, no!

  11. Marum | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    over the gunwhales

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s OK, my easily is waterproof.

  13. PeeBee | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Fine! I’ll keep my dam alcoholic!

  14. Frank Burns | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Manziel, you gotta go home.

  15. EffEff | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    My alcoholic puked out his guts at RETCH-aprapha Dam.

  16. UCity | 9:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know, it might be hard to hold my entrails in during that boat ride.

  17. Lora | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be the alcoholic who saw the “fine for drinking” sign yesterday.

  18. Geo | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not stand any organs outside of the boat. However, drunk livers are acceptable.

  19. jjhitt | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Only one organ stands.

  20. Myself | 9:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This is serious, folks! You know why the Oroville Dam broke and 200,000 people had to evacuate? Someone brought a container made of foam into the dam!

  21. Myself | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Strictly is out of town this weekend, so your boat will be commanded by Shirley.

  22. Vulcan64 | 11:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    No harpsichords either

  23. Eggrish | 12:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    But I should be able to bring the alcoholic …. it’s a wet dam!

  24. Marum | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Myself 2129.

    Shirley you must be kidding. (Flying High)

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Dam … !

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    – Hey, alcoholic! What are you going to do with that liver?!

  27. Long Tom | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Jenkins, take those body parts out of your mouth!

  28. olog-hai | 8:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll I sure am not fitting a Hammond B3 inside or outside the boat. Never mind any Fender Strats with the Marshall stacks.

  29. Myself | 11:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Rule 2 is pretty obvious, but they had to put it there because once you realize it’s not OK to stand any organs outside the boat, it’s too late. Your 10,000-dollar Hammond, Lowrey, Farfisa, or harmonium sinks to the bottom of the lake and gets mashed up in the dam.

  30. olog-hai | 1:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Myself Indeed. Leave the Leslie speakers home as well.

  31. Peter | 1:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps I should bring a workaholic into the dam

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