Mother Nature is strict but fair…

posted on 19 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

warm-spring-for-your-caring

I’m gonna need more than a warm spring…

Photo courtesy of Gregory Wagner.
Found in Chongqing Zoo, China.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s more than I can bear

  2. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I have had hot springs, but a lot more lukewarm ones.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    But the summer brings the heat

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Or else, I’ ll delete this space!

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll see, you son of a warm spring.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The signs of spring are everywhere.

  7. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Being part aboriginal myself, I can relate this without being accused of racism – I hope.

    Now I know all humans operate at around the same temperatue, but aboriginal girls were much hotter (temp wise) than white (anglo/celtic) girls. At least according to my temperature probe. 😉

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Warm spring, you will be fine.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, I’ ll wait f or you at a spring co rt.

  10. Geo | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s hope it’s a proper subtropical Chongqing spring and not of one of those rip-off Canadian springs…

  11. Long Tom | 9:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    There was a young fellow named Hall
    Who fell in the spring in the fall.
    ‘Twould have been a sad thing
    Had he died in the spring,
    But he didn’t – he died in the fall.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mmmmm … Hot flesh and worm spring!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Keep a spring in your step but don’t step in the spring.

  14. Peter | 3:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    But nope, I LOATHE warm springs with all my passion.
    Just give me a cool autumn !

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