Over my dead bady!

posted on 6 Mar 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Toys

heartful-bird

Photo courtesy of Jeff Reid.
Toy bird cage found in Thailand.

33 captions

  1. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Placidity is next to bady

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |

    The blue bird is the heartful of happiness

  3. Eggrish | 4:18 am |

    Cheep translation.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    Unless it lays eggs there will be no bady birbs.

  5. DrLex | 4:42 am |

    It will relax you… badly.

  6. Marum | 5:20 am |

    That’s the Spanish opera singer = Pacidity Domingo.

  7. Marum | 5:22 am |

    Placidity

  8. Long Tom | 5:28 am |

    If you meet any baddies, have this ready to make them harmless.

  9. Marum | 5:30 am |

    Two vultures are at the airport, one is carrying a dead rabbit, and the other one a suitcase.

    The girl at baggage check in, checks in the first vultures baggage.

    Check in girl: “May I check in that rabbit for you sir?”

    2bd vulture: ‘No. This is carrion.’

  10. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |

    Why do hummingbirds hum?
    Because they don’t know the words.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:53 am |

    Heartful bird will give you an earful.

  12. jjhitt | 6:06 am |

    Your 15 minutes of placidity are over.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 7:23 am |

    The singing will bring your ancestors back to life.

  14. EffEff | 7:58 am |

    Maybe they meant, “relax you badly”

  15. Pete | 8:02 am |

    I wish the Welsh lady’s bowel had experienced more placidity.

  16. Frank Burns | 8:32 am |

    This toy bird cage used to be part of the “Little Coalminers Starter Kit”.

  17. UCity | 8:54 am |

    Doesn’t sound like a bod idea.

  18. Pete | 8:59 am |

    Requires AAA bady-ries.
    Some assembly required.

  19. Geo | 10:50 am |

    Alternatively, you can drink some lemonade and enjoy a moment of acidity.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:10 am |

    – I Tawt I Taw a Bady Tat!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:11 am |

    Does it vibrate?

  22. Lora | 12:23 pm |

    How can I not be worried when the grapes next to the cage are growing upside down?

  23. jjhitt | 1:26 pm |

    The upside-down ones are conquered grapes.

  24. Long Tom | 3:53 pm |

    Remember the singing fish plaques from years ago?

  25. Marum | 4:49 pm |

    @Lora + jjhitt. You are not by any chance, referring to the “rapes of groth”.

  26. Marum | 4:51 pm |

    I wonder how yon bird tastes, roasted in a wine sauce.

  27. Marum | 4:54 pm |

    @DnT 0536.
    Your hobby isn’t Linguistic Anthropology is it?

    For you have just exhumed, the oldest joke I know.

  28. olog-hai | 8:32 pm |

    They would have to use a blue _tit_ as the bird in the illustration.

    I have bad memories of those birds poking holes in the milk bottles that got delivered daily.

  29. Droll not Troll | 10:23 pm |

    @Marum | 4:54 pm: I’m sure I have older jokes buried in my memory. They will probably surface if the occasion seems appropriate.
    BTW, I recall that the original joke was about bees humming, but had the good fortune to be in the presence of hummingbirds a couple of years ago. An amazing experience! I sometimes wonder why nobody has imported them into Australia. I wouldn’t try smuggling them; I doubt they would survive the journey from California..

  30. Droll not Troll | 10:26 pm |

    @Marum | 4:49 pm: Mr Groth denies all such allegations!

  31. Marum | 4:06 pm |

    PS. I was having a pun at Steinbeck’s book: The Grapes of Wrath.

  32. Marum | 4:13 pm |

    @DnT Our birds know ALL the words. You shoukd hear what some of our Sulphur Cested Cockattos say. :blush:

  33. Marum | 4:13 pm |

    Sulphur Crested Cockatoos.

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