Please shower before drying off.

posted on 11 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Signs


Photo courtesy of Alissa.
Found in hotel bathroom in Xi’an, China.

22 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:02 am |

    If I get a happy I’ll need to take another shower.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |

    CAUTION: For non-extinguished guests only.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    All I want is a shower

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    And I wish you a puppy.

  5. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Anti skid happy shower.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    How many grounds do you need, to take a shower here?

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |

    Deer Reminder,

    You got me all confused.

    Normally I happy shower curtain towel* flat on the ground of anti-skid and attention, and after that I take a shower which is put into the bathtub.
    (*Unclear False Object)


  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:32 am |

    Water they talking about.

  9. J-Luke | 5:13 am |

    Ground wants some attention; it’s been walked over quite often lately…

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:19 am |

    Will be Putin to the bathtub, shower. Imagine showering with Mr Putin? I am no Trump!

  11. Droll not Troll | 6:02 am |

    You don’t want to be like the Donald, always Russian into things.

  12. jjhitt | 6:08 am |

    Too much for my short anti-skid attention span.

  13. Marum | 9:05 am |

    Dear reminder,
    Sir or Ms,
    thank you for your timely advices.

    I rubbed my lady with Coconut Oil and put her in the tub. My lady skated all over the place, sufficient that we were unable to achieve enough traction of enter each other to. We then went to the trouble to identify the shower cutain towel, of the ground of anti skid and attention.

    We then placed that flat in the tub, with my lady on top. The amount of traction we gained during the ensuing happys, was sufficient for her to yodel copiously enough during the strokes of ecstacy with, sufficient to be disturbing the whole floor of.

    We once again thank you for your co operation and advices. The ensuing 5.5 happys left us pleasurably of the joys union of which.

    Your distuinguished and exhausted Guests of B7 456

  14. Lora | 9:25 am |

    Do I have to put the shower back?

  15. Geo | 9:26 am |

    @Droll not Troll | 4:02 am
    If they wish us a happy, then that means they don’t offer cold showers here.

  16. UCity | 9:46 am |

    We wish you a merry,
    We wish you a merry,
    We wish you a merry,
    And a happy!

  17. Long Tom | 5:20 pm |

    They put you into the bathtub, but do they take you out of it when you are through?

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:25 pm |

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:32 am: Let us soap we can figure it out soon!

  19. EffEff | 11:39 pm |

    The ground of anti-skid and anti-gravity?

  20. iLock | 3:58 am |


  21. Marum | 2:35 am |

    The 0.5 of a happy = A REHEARSAL (That’s when nobody comes)

  22. Peter | 2:27 pm |

    No thanks for your corporation. We wish you many sads.

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