Tennis an yone?

posted on 18 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

beach-poo

Photo courtesy of Ben Lao.
Found in Chengdu, Sichuan, China.

33 captions

  1. Marum | 4:01 am |

    The tennis caught the beach poo?

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Where everyone goes

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Is the tennis co rt clean

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    Beach poo, next to swimming poor.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    – Look Ma, no pants!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    The tennis co rt is waiting for U!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |

    Where is the squark court?

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    The beach poo and the sea weed.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Don’t blame the beach. People need to pick up after their dogs!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Beach poo – see “Bondi Cigar”.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |

    – Call the next deaf end ant!

  12. DrLex | 4:18 am |

    I’m okay with it as long as they don’t try to combine the two…

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |

    This sign is not UL listed.

  14. algernon | 4:21 am |

    Brown trouts everywhere

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |

    Co rt

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    For other uses, see Cort (disambiguation).

    A co rt is a tr bunal, of en as a gover ment in titution, with the authority to adjud cate legal di putes be ween parties and carry out the administ ation of jus ice in civil, criminal, and administr tive mattress in accordance with the rule of raw …

    Example:
    – Excuse me, how can I get to tennis co-*in ert appropr ate letter or de ete the em ty sp ce*-rt?
    – Ask Cort.

  16. Marum | 4:41 am |

    It’s those damn Welsh miners again.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 4:44 am |

    Beach poo is the plural for b*tch poo.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:03 am |

    Lifeguard on doody.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |

    The craps are spawning.

  20. jjhitt | 6:22 am |

    Which way to the Bat Room?

  21. Long Tom | 6:33 am |

    Guess the sign maker didn’t know the phrase “dog park”.

  22. Geo | 8:26 am |

    Well, at least now I know that’s not mud I’m seeing…

  23. UCity | 12:37 pm |

    Hey, the beach practically flushes itself.

  24. algernon | 4:21 pm |

    I will go to the beach undeturd

  25. Droll not Troll | 8:30 pm |

    The beach poo fell off the poop deck of a passing ship.

  26. EffEff | 9:34 pm |

    The lifeguard ran off with the tennis court judge.

  27. coffeebot | 3:43 am |

    There are things worse than pee in the pool.

  28. Marum | 4:54 am |

    @DnT 0415. Especially with an onshore wind, and an incoming tide.

  29. Rt | 3:32 pm |

    I hear the ice cream vendor at the beach makes a great chocolate soft-serve

  30. Salome | 5:38 pm |

    We don’t swim in your toilet, so please don’t pee in our poo.

  31. Pete | 1:02 pm |

    Listen to Credence Clearwater Revival, coz….

    “There’s a bathroom on the right”

  32. Peter | 3:11 pm |

    Beach poo is where people throw rubbish like orange pee.

  33. Pete | 1:15 pm |

    Hey, what’s this Chinese sign doing in India?

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