Tennis an yone?

posted on 18 Mar 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

beach-poo

Photo courtesy of Ben Lao.
Found in Chengdu, Sichuan, China.

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  1. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    The tennis caught the beach poo?

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Where everyone goes

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the tennis co rt clean

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Beach poo, next to swimming poor.

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Look Ma, no pants!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    The tennis co rt is waiting for U!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Where is the squark court?

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The beach poo and the sea weed.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t blame the beach. People need to pick up after their dogs!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Beach poo – see “Bondi Cigar”.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Call the next deaf end ant!

  12. DrLex | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m okay with it as long as they don’t try to combine the two…

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign is not UL listed.

  14. algernon | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Brown trouts everywhere

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    Co rt

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    For other uses, see Cort (disambiguation).

    A co rt is a tr bunal, of en as a gover ment in titution, with the authority to adjud cate legal di putes be ween parties and carry out the administ ation of jus ice in civil, criminal, and administr tive mattress in accordance with the rule of raw …

    Example:
    – Excuse me, how can I get to tennis co-*in ert appropr ate letter or de ete the em ty sp ce*-rt?
    – Ask Cort.

  16. Marum | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s those damn Welsh miners again.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Beach poo is the plural for b*tch poo.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Lifeguard on doody.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The craps are spawning.

  20. jjhitt | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Which way to the Bat Room?

  21. Long Tom | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Guess the sign maker didn’t know the phrase “dog park”.

  22. Geo | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least now I know that’s not mud I’m seeing…

  23. UCity | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, the beach practically flushes itself.

  24. algernon | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I will go to the beach undeturd

  25. Droll not Troll | 8:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The beach poo fell off the poop deck of a passing ship.

  26. EffEff | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The lifeguard ran off with the tennis court judge.

  27. coffeebot | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    There are things worse than pee in the pool.

  28. Marum | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0415. Especially with an onshore wind, and an incoming tide.

  29. Rt | 3:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hear the ice cream vendor at the beach makes a great chocolate soft-serve

  30. Salome | 5:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We don’t swim in your toilet, so please don’t pee in our poo.

  31. Pete | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Listen to Credence Clearwater Revival, coz….

    “There’s a bathroom on the right”

  32. Peter | 3:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Beach poo is where people throw rubbish like orange pee.

  33. Pete | 1:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, what’s this Chinese sign doing in India?

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