Aroid slipping, keep safety

posted on 21 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

distinguish-guests

Word breaks aren’t just for ends of sentences!

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

25 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Remember to fall down gently

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    We don’t want aroid rage slipping in here!

  3. algernon | 4:08 am |

    There is never enough arousing in th e w orld

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Lorem ipsum is also prohibited.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Avalanche carefully.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |

    And no smorking. The fire disting uinsher is broken.

  7. Marum | 4:17 am |

    Ther is a global shortage of hyphens. China obdurately refuses to buy any.

  8. Marum | 4:19 am |

    look out for Land Phil also.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    Getting your troud lorued is not covered by our insurance.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |

    I think they mean Disgusting guests.

  11. UCity | 4:37 am |

    Oh, so now we’re disting uished guests instead of extinguished? I see how it is.

  12. DrLex | 4:38 am |

    Is someone trying to torture a trout?

  13. UCity | 4:38 am |

    I’ll use my aroid phone to call for help!

  14. Pete | 5:49 am |

    Ugh. I just landslipped and boy am I uished!

  15. Classic Steve | 6:19 am |

    Troud Torued must be the next Star Wars villain.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:42 am |

    What a bout teh toy let?

  17. UCity | 8:54 am |

    Someone should let geographers know about this landslip.

  18. Lora | 11:43 am |

    Is a landslip a miniature version of a landslide?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:03 pm |

    Space Odd Yssey?

  20. Marum | 1:15 pm |

    @Lora.1143 Act.ually, yes.

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:57 pm |

    Be careful what you uished for.

  22. Droll not Troll | 4:59 pm |

    @Marum | 4:19 am: I know him, the dirty sod!

  23. Long Tom | 5:36 pm |

    Be careful what you wish for, you may get tor tured!

    (This is in the People’s Republic of China, after all!)

  24. EffEff | 5:52 am |

    Do artificial flowers have plastils?

  25. Peter | 3:51 pm |

    Sim ple. ust a roid travel ling to Chi na.

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