Ask your waiter for the spec sheet…

posted on 18 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

characteristics-of-carbon-bbq

Features include: meat, plate, utensils.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Menu found in Shanghai, China.

23 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    One of carbon’s characteristics, we’re told, is that it leaves footprints.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    Coincidentally, this dish is no. 6 on the menu.

  3. Marum | 6:19 am |

    At least when one burns something, one ccan put a hot sauce on it, serve it with Okra, and claim it’s Cajun cuisine.

    If you cant beat ’em, baffle ’em wih bull$h1t.

  4. Marum | 6:21 am |

    ♫Sometimes its carbon,
    Sometimes it’s diamonds♪

  5. Droll not Troll | 6:22 am |

    Diamonds are a grill’s best friend.

  6. Marum | 6:45 am |

    ♫Time rolls on and youth is gone and you can’t straighten up when you bend
    But bent back or bent knees you stand straight at.. Tiffany’s…

    diamonds… diamonds… I don’t mean rhinestones.. but diamonds… are a girls best… best friend”♪

  7. Marum | 6:50 am |

    @DnT 0404.

    So then: Carbon dating = Having a black girlfriend or your half-life.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 6:58 am |

    I can see the carbon footprint.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:15 am |

    Goes nicely with some coal wine.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:17 am |

    Those are some funny characteristics.

  11. Droll not Troll | 7:17 am |

    One of the slices of meat is the original, the rest are carbon copies.

  12. Droll not Troll | 7:32 am |

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 7:15 am: Also one of the things that goes better with coke.

  13. Marum | 8:21 am |

    I thought everything went better with Coke.

    OH! You mean that soft-drink thingy.

  14. PeeBee | 8:28 am |

    “You got a lot of carbon scoring on your BBQ. You guys seen a lot of dining out?”

  15. Marum | 8:35 am |

    I hear the stalk which brings the babies, is only about 6 inches long.

    One would wonder, how it could fly with that load.

  16. Marum | 8:36 am |

    😉

  17. Geo | 12:49 pm |

    Oh, pooh! They charred the meat again. Every time.

  18. algernon | 2:04 pm |

    But is it neutral

  19. algernon | 2:04 pm |

    Looks like Pork to me

  20. EffEff | 6:28 pm |

    “Some days are diamonds, some days are ordinary carbon.” – Neil Carbon

  21. Droll not Troll | 7:02 pm |

    Squeeze the carbon and you may get a diamond. Squeeze the meat and you may get a happy ending!

  22. Droll not Troll | 7:05 pm |

    Barbecue is served on the Periodic Table.

  23. jjhitt | 7:56 pm |

    And I thought “carbon dating” was the same as “Netflix and chill”.

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