Become a top-class superior!

posted on 25 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Toys

game-special-boat

It usage a secret formul.

Photo courtesy of Patrik Almqvist.

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  1. DrLex | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Manipulating your racing boat with your hand too often can make you go blind.

  2. Pete | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It sense me to make no.

  3. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    I most assuredly enjoyed manipulating “the man in the boat”.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ground, I am acquaint!

  5. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    In fact. I didn’t need no fancy Radio Controller. I used my tongue.

  6. algernon | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    For land and see

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, whatever manipulates your boat.

  8. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Which left both hands free for other things. 👿

  9. algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Formul a land boat

  10. SF | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    More and more acquaint of the boat with ground proves that becoming a top-class superior is no walk in the woods.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Smugglers can manipulate illegal immigrants using this boat.

  12. jjhitt | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ground remote control on a sesame seed bun.

  13. Marum | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    If your boat contacts the ground, you may have it confused with a Land-yacht.

    BTW. Yacht is prononced Yatchet; and means nothing.

  14. Marum | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Elton John to ground control.

    Houston! We have a problem – I don’t know whixh way to turn.

  15. DrLex | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    High-powered radio control. Disclaimer: things near the transmitter may start spontaneously cooking.

  16. Marum | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    That probably explains why my male part used to raise, without use of the hand. My lady had a cute little remote control device.

  17. Marum | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt 0454. Well. The flour was once ground.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You wouldn’t want to be one of those lower-class superiors.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt & Marum: Need I remind you that a bun is the lowest form of wheat?
    Probably not.

  20. UCity | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    If I get frustrated, I may indeed acquaint with the ground a remote control!

  21. Classic Steve | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A winner is you!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Match your eye, Brain!

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Definitely contains nuts

  24. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Crap! I thought this was a box of tissues.

  25. Eggrish | 1:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The Secret Formul for Lake Superiority!!

  26. Michael Evans | 12:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this Superdong 1?

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