He’s glowing into a young man…

posted on 26 Apr 2017 in Clothing

grow-in-the-dark

Photo courtesy of Elle Marino.
Spotted at department store in Tokyo, Japan.

25 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    I’d take the shirt back to the store. Its got a stain on it.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Young man put it away

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:04 am |

    Should be on zipper of pants

  4. DrLex | 4:07 am |

    Photosynthesis is overrated.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |

    The guy tends to ruminate when he wears this.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    He’s a fun guy.

  7. SF | 4:20 am |

    Honey, turn the light off.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    Well, something grew in the dark, was cleverly manipulated, and then left this splotch on the shirt.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |

    You have no right to do this.

  10. Conventi | 5:14 am |

    Fukushima anyone ?

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:46 am |

    Left on shirt by a henna ojisan.

  12. Classic Steve | 6:37 am |

    But…in green? See a doctor.

  13. Pete | 8:21 am |

    A souvenir from Fukushima Daiichi.

  14. Lora | 9:05 am |

    Looks like someone sneezed on it to me.

  15. PeeBee | 9:08 am |

    Turn off the light and watch me grow.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:26 am |

    So the green stuff is chlorophyl?

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:27 am |

    Soylent is green!

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:31 am |

    – Honey, there’snot on your shirt.
    – No, it’snot!

  19. Pete | 10:03 am |

    A chia pet for night owls.

  20. Pete | 10:07 am |

    Designed by Issey Miyake’s long-lost cousin Hakarugi Miyake.

  21. Geo | 12:37 pm |

    It’s called “grow in the dark” because that stuff usually happens at night.

  22. Long Tom | 4:47 pm |

    In high school, we made fun of a gym teacher named Otto Zeman using the tune of “Frere Jacques”. Unfortunately I overdid it when I came up with:

    Otto’s semen,
    Otto’s semen,
    It is blue,
    It is blue!

    Years later I would look up the fact that it really is possible for somebody with severe prostate problems to ejaculate blue semen!

  23. Droll not Troll | 4:58 pm |

    @Conventi | 5:14 am: F—? I hardly even know Ushima!

  24. Droll not Troll | 5:02 pm |

    It’s just a come-on.

  25. Myself | 6:23 pm |

    Seeing the caption on this photo, I instantly thought of this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Aw9zi3Zp9w

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